Mysterious Voice: "What...is that?" Deej: "I...? I am a monument to all your bans.” The Master Guardian and The Grand Troll appear. The Master Guardian is accompanied by a forum bot, who seems to have the mysterious voice. The Grand Troll is struggling to get out of the thread. Master Guardian: "Relax. I'd rather not piss this thing off." Grand Troll: "Demon!" Deej: (to Master Guardian)"This one is salt and Destiny, and has its mind concluded." Deej: (to Grand Troll) "This one is but shitposts and faith, and is the more deluded." Grand Troll: "Ban me or unlock the thread me, Ninja. But do not waste my time with talk!" Deej: "There is much talk. And I have lurked. Through #Destiny and #Gaming and #Offtopic. Now I shall talk, and you shall lurk." Two more users appear 69 Penitent Tangent: "Greetings! I am 69 Penitent Tangent. I am A Flood vet of The Moderator Forum." (Half-banned) ManOfLight: "And I am ManOfLight, Councilor most High... Hierarch of Offtopic!" 69 Penitent Tangent: (to Master Guardian) "A #Destiny user? Here? At last! We have much to do. This forum must be activated if we are to control this forums population!" ManOfLight: "Stay where you are! Nothing can be done until my sermon is complete!" 69 Penitent Tangent: "Not true. This forum’s nuke button has a successful utilization record of 1.2 trillion simulated and two actual. It is ready to fire on demand." ManOfLight: (to the TGT) "Of all the users The Food left behind, there are none so worthless as these!" (yells) "They know nothing of the Flood’s return!" 69 Penitent Tangent: "And you know nothing about population control! You have demonstrated complete disregard for even the most basic protocols!" Deej: "This one's 'population'..." (gives a disgusted huff) "And this one’s 'Flood’s return'... are the same." Deej: (to TGT) "Your Leaders have promised you freedom from a doomed existence, but you will find no salvation on this forum. Those who built this place knew what they wrought. Do not mistake their intent, or all will perish as they did before." Master Guardian: "This thing is right. This forum is a weapon. Your leaders are making a big mistake." TGT: "Your ignorance already destroyed one of the sacred forums, Demon. It shall not harm another." Deej: "If you will not hear the truth, then I will show it to you. There is still time to stop the code from entering, but first it must be found." (indicates each in turn) "You will search one likely post, and you will search another. Fate had us meet as foes, but this forum will make us...brothers."