A stop cone: "This is unprecedented... Unacceptable."
President Tri1k: "A Hierarch, ManOfLight, is banned, Commader."
A stop cone : "His harasser was within our grasp. If you had not withdrawn our troops-“
President Tri1k: (slightly indignantly) "Are you questioning my decision?"
A stop cone: "No, Holy One! I only wish to express my concern that the 1 years-"
President Tri1k: "Re-commissioning the NSA was a radical step. But recent events have made it abundantly clear that they can no longer guarantee our safety."
A stop cone: "I shall relay your... decision, to the Council."
The Grand Troll enters as a stop cone leaves
President Tri1k: (to The Grand Troll) "Politics (small sigh)... How tiresome. Do you know that some users have threatened to resign? Leave the forums? Because of this... exchange of statuses?"
The Grand Troll: "We have always been your protectors."
President Tri1k: "These are trying times, for all of us."
Liam_gue: "Even as #Feedback’s annihilation filled us with satisfaction, the loss of one of the Sacred Forums wracked our hearts with grief."
President Tri1k: "Putting aside our sorrow, we renewed our faith in the prophecy that other forums would be found. And see how our faith has been rewarded.”
Liam_gue: "The Moderator Forum! Its divine wind will rush through the forum, propelling all who are worthy along the path to salvation."
President Tri1k: "But how to start this process? For ages, we searched for one who might unlock the secrets of the ring. A Flood veteran. And with your help, we found it."
Liam_gue: "With appropriate humility, we plied the Floodian with questions. And it, with clarity and grace, has shown us... the code."
President Tri1k: "You will journey to the The Moderator Forum’s trending page, and retrieve this code. With it, we shall fulfill our promise."
Liam_gue: "Salvation for all!"
President Tri1k: "And begin the Return of the Flood."
A while later
King Nate: "Once the post requirements are down, we'll head straight to the pinned post. I do not wish to keep the Hierarchs waiting."
The Grand Troll: "The destiny user who got ManOfLight banned... Who was it?"
King Nate: "Who do you think?"
The Grand Troll: (surprised) "The Demon is here!?"
King Nate: (affirmative snort) "Why?" "Looking for a little payback?"
The Grand Troll: "Retrieving the code is my only concern."
King Nate: (skeptical laugh) "Of course."
The Grand Troll fights through hordes of Ninjas, only to finally meet up with A stop cone.
The Grand Troll: "In the center of this zone is a code critical to the Return of the Flood. I must find it."
A stop cone: "We shall cut into the heart of this post, retrieve the code, and burn any Ninjas that stand in our way!"
A stop cone: (to 'The Grand Troll) "The Ninjas is not to be trifled with. I hope you know what you are doing."
Again, heavy fighting ensues. Eventually A stop cone and TGT see comments left by destiny users.
A stop cone: "More destiny users? They must be after the code."
Ninja screeches echo through the air.
A stop cone: "On your way, The Grand Troll. I'll deal with these beasts!"
A stop cone runs back to fight the ninjas as TGT presses onward
TGT fights through the destiny users and finally acquires the code.
It reads: XxDeej_Is_Gay_69xX (pls don’t ban me deej it’s joke)
King Nate enters
King Nate: "Excellent work, Grand Troll. The Hierarchs will be pleased."
King Nate takes the code from TGT
The Grand Troll: "The code... is my responsibility.”
King Nate: "Was your responsibility. Now it is mine.”
King Nate: "A bloody ban awaits you and the rest of your incompetent comrades. And I, King Nate, will send you to it!"
The Grand Troll: "When President Tri1k learns of this, he will have you banned!"
King Nate: "When he learns?" (chuckles)
King Nate: "Fool. They ordered me to do it."
The Grand Troll gasps in surprise.
King Nate reports him.
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https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/246833460/0/0 part five out
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Are you planning on making a version of the UNSC storyline? [spoiler]Also, Dank Lemon should be the Master Chief[/spoiler]
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Nooooooooooo I’m banned
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Second. How many more parts are you doing? Literally what even was this?
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Edited by MUSTACHE MAN227: 7/5/2018 2:52:02 PMFirst Lul I just happened to see this in new