To clarify I mean I want jokes that sound weird but make sense to you because they are inside jokes
Edit:Mine would be saying “eating saltine crackers in the library”
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Edited by Paladin: 6/27/2018 7:06:45 PMSmoother than a baby’s inner thigh Balance A cult of salmon “That’s pretty much a 5k” I have a few of these. Some of which maybe make sense to others I have no idea
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Seriously Freck?
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"Man, that really cuts my mustard" is probably one of the weirdest ones i have
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>Friend says he wants something >Other person says in a deep, sinister voice, "Then take it"
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“Damn, sat on a dick again...”
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"HOOKAH"
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"Be seeker or i'll bend you over"
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"Yeah, that's what I said - brownie sundae"
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“I’d lock him/her in [i]my[/i] closet!”
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"You can't be mad underwater."
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Me and this guy I used to know had an long running inside joke of us just coughing extremely loudly. It’s a bit hard to explain but it’s based around this family guy clip https://youtu.be/6Rn68PxJ2Ik
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Fat mood
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Stegosaurus be prowlin’
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“You’re a hunk”
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[quote]"First, you tried to -blam!- her. Then her sister tried to -blam!- you. And now you think they're -blam!-ing each other?" "Is Hanukkah like this every year?"[/quote] ^Wyoming
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There goes another one
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Well shit [spoiler](it's my catchphrase)[/spoiler]
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Count them!
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files. just any type of file
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Doors, that is all.
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“Can’t get enough of that sugar crisp”
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Narm.
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THE WHOLE POWER GRID IS A GODDAMN LIE
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You dont even know my name [spoiler]In France[/spoiler]
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Oh my God. There are too many: "I CAN'T GRIP IT!!" "Maybe you should play good games, like Rayman!" "Oh my God, is that... A shiny Pokemon? Wait... No. It's just Joe." "I'm upset."
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Me and my cousin loved Tarkin from Star Wars. Whenever we go shooting... "You may fire when ready."