One time a guy walked up to me and said “I love you”
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An old hobo in his sixties leaped of from a bush and tried to recruit me into a cult by screaming [quote]"Repent in the name of the Great Schaubular! He, the patron saint of the conzumelled, has told me to preach to the lowly morglucks! Come with me, and I'll-"[/quote] And that how far he got before I started to put self defense training to good use. Then I called the cops and they bundled him off to jail. [spoiler]Yes this actually happened. Don't do drugs, I suppose.[/spoiler]