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6/9/2018 5:00:28 AM
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Asterisk: season 2, part 10
(Floor 14 cabin safe room. The main group is now ready to depart for floor 15)
Girrafalope: “how’s everyone’s wounds?”
Max: “doing better thankfully”
Shrek: “yeah...”
LordZoltan: “alright fellas, we have been resting for a bit so I would say it’s time to get going”
FlyingLeopard21: “I would have to agree”
TTT: “it’s always night time, where is the sun?”
FOOFER37: “must have something to do with this place”
(Hammer opens the door to floor 15 and all it is, is an elevator)
Hammer: “what the?”
Pepsi man: “it’s just an elevator”
Girrafalope: “we probably have to get in the elevator and go up to reach floor 15”
TTT: “riiiiiiiiight”
FOOFER37: “.....we are all pretty tired, can’t get much sleep in this place”
Hammer: “put that shit to rest and put some titties on your chest cause I’m ready to go!”
LordZoltan: “.....uh....”
Snowy: “hah”
(Everyone enters the elevator and Girrafalope presses the up button. The doors close and the elevator goes up)
FlyingLeopard21: “....”
FOOFER37: “.....”
Girrafalope: “............”
Hammer: “....”
LordZoltan: “is the elevator gonna stop anytime soon?”
Max: “we must be going really far up”
Snowy: “have to be”
(The elevator finally stops and a recorded voice speaks from the elevator. “Now arriving on floor 90”. The doors open)
TTT: “did it just say floor 90?”
Girrafalope: “....yep...”
LordZoltan: “why would we be this high up? It has to be some joke”
(The group exits the elevator and notices a sign right outside)
FOOFER37: “yep, this is definitely Floor 90”
Hammer: “we skipped so much”
Girrafalope: “at least we are closer to floor 100 now”
LordZoltan: “...boss fight”
(The theme of floor 90 is in the clouds. A large dragon sits at the peak of a mountain that’s high above the clouds)
FlyingLeopard21: “are we sure that’s a boss? It doesn’t look hostile”
FOOFER37: “someone is riding the dragon”
Pepsi man: “kinda hard to get a good look at him”
(The winds pick up and the dragon jumps off the peak of the mountain and lands on the clouds where the group is standing)
TTT: *looks at his feet*. “Hey! I just noticed that we are standing on clouds!”
Snowy: “bruh...I’m sure It’s not an actual cloud”
LordZoltan: “does this boss even speak?”
FOOFER37: “don’t call it a boss, i would rather not fight it”
???: “I....am....the nameless king”
(Part 10 over) [spoiler]click the tags for previous posts[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesThis is great but I’m going to type a whole god damned book on this piece of majestic garbage that is way better than it ought to be! You use many of the off topics most vocal members in this way and it’s genuinely brilliant WTF why are you wasting time doing this?! Write an actual book I’ll buy it hell im buy your left pinkie toe if it was for sale! I ask you to simultaneously stop and never stop because your one of the last few brilliant people on this forsaken wasteland. I’m probably gonna get banned soon so I’m doing work now... Never mind all that stuff keep writing and start writing an actual book and publish it. If you can do this you can definitely do that. I believe in you but never stop writing the more you do the better you get and it is so goddamned annoying that you are doing this and reading this! Go be free but remain trapped forever!!!
