Yup. Just went for a wee and after the deed was done a little bit of foreskin got caught in the steel teeth of misery. There’s no blood, but the psychological wounds are too horrible to describe.
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The way to fix that is to unbutton your pants entirely and hold them up if in public instead of using that miserable excuse for a hole. Once done, place the relic back where it belongs and pack up.