It’s interesting how much funnier anti jokes can be than regular jokes. My guess is because it’s totally unexpected and actually makes sense. Here’s one:
Friends are like trees
[spoiler]they fall down when hit multiple times with an axe[/spoiler]
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Why did Tim throw the clock out the window? [spoiler]cuz it reminded him on Arnold Clock, the man accused of knife r@ping his wife[/spoiler] [spoiler]im sorry[/spoiler]