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Edited by Tlaloc___:
6/9/2018 12:14:44 PM
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Just Zipped My Dick
Yup. Just went for a wee and after the deed was done a little bit of foreskin got caught in the steel teeth of misery. There’s no blood, but the psychological wounds are too horrible to describe.
[spoiler]End of thread[/spoiler]
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HOW THE -blam!- DOES A GOD DAMN MOTHER-blam!-ING IDIOT GET -blam!-ING PENIS STUCK IN A MOTHER-blam!-ING ZIPPER
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congratulations
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Edited by kerrick2: 6/13/2018 5:37:37 PMDamn http://38.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz78d4KMa11rn9vuoo1_500.gif
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4 RepliesIt’s sad that this can’t become a penis poll
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Been there done that 😱
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Too bad now you cant get it up anymore
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Remember Omnigul? Hive general with the lovely voice? She's back. Vanguard scouts report she's undone her death. Undone her death? You make it sound like she pulled her knitting apart. Eris would tell you not to make light of this. That's why she's not here. There's no telling what else might follow, Guardian. Destroy Omnigul and any lingering threats.
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Lol, I’m gonna catch karma
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How did that even happen? Were you going commando or did you not tuck it in your underpants before zipping?
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After 35 long years I’ve learned the hard way to tuck away then proceed to zip no matter the rush or imminent threat. Tuck sleeve protect then zip . If your doing it any other way you’ve got it coming !!
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Inb4ban
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Damn that must suck. Lucky for me I haven’t experienced it yet...
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3 RepliesHow does this even happen? Do you not put your dick back into your underwear before you zip back up?
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Lizard. 🦎
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Imma keep it real whichu chief, you had it coming. Maybe if you had your for skin cut off then you wouldn’t of had it coming.
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2 Replies
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This is what circumcision is for
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Most of us Yanks are sans foreskin (don't ask me why). But I've gotten "caught" as well. This is why going commando (I'm assuming you were, normally your undies would protect Mr. Happy from that indignity) is kind of a bad idea.
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Sucks man. I have a scar from it..and the mental anguish...
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[i]"How'd you get the franks over the beans, son?!"[/i]
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[b]FRANKS AND BEANS[/b]
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You see the answer to this is: always wear Grey sweatpants. And only Grey Sweatpants otherwise it will have an adverse effect in your life... dire effects
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1 ReplyTMI, dude. [b][i][u]T.M.I.[/u][/i][/b]
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1 ReplyThe way to fix that is to unbutton your pants entirely and hold them up if in public instead of using that miserable excuse for a hole. Once done, place the relic back where it belongs and pack up.
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So it must be laundry day and your drawers are in the washer....
