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5/28/2018 3:03:29 PM
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Anti jokes
It’s interesting how much funnier anti jokes can be than regular jokes. My guess is because it’s totally unexpected and actually makes sense. Here’s one:
Friends are like trees
[spoiler]they fall down when hit multiple times with an axe[/spoiler]
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Why did Tim throw the clock out the window? [spoiler]cuz it reminded him on Arnold Clock, the man accused of knife r@ping his wife[/spoiler] [spoiler]im sorry[/spoiler]
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What makes red and green apples the same? [spoiler]They’re both red except the green one.[/spoiler]
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3 RepliesHow do you confuse a blonde? [spoiler]Paint yourself green and throw forks at her[/spoiler]
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What’s big, green, soft, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? [spoiler]A pool table[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesWhat’s worse than finding a maggot in your apple [spoiler]the holocaust[/spoiler]
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What’s funnier than 24? [spoiler]25[/spoiler]
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Edited by creeperman3: 5/29/2018 2:27:17 PMWhy did billy drop his ice cream? [spoiler]He was hit by a bus[/spoiler]
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What's a vampires favorite snack? [spoiler]Nothing, vampires don't exist[/spoiler]
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3 RepliesI invented a new word [spoiler][i] plagiarism[/i][/spoiler]
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6 RepliesHow many legs does a dog have if you call his tail a leg? [spoiler]Five. DUH. [/spoiler]
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1 ReplyDespair is your only true friend, [spoiler]because when ever you’re down it’s always there for you.[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesMe to a friend: "Wanna hear my favorite knock knock joke?" Friend: "Fine, I guess." Me: "Okay, you have to start it out. Say 'knock knock!'" Friend: "Knock knock." Me: "Who's there?" Stares, waiting for response. Friend's reaction of confusion being put on the spot is hilarious.
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2 RepliesEdited by creeperman3: 5/29/2018 2:27:32 PMHow do you make a plumber cry? [spoiler]Kill his family[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyWhat does a barracuda and an orangutan have in common? [spoiler]They both have scales, except for the orangutan[/spoiler]
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Edited by Element Ninja: 5/30/2018 6:03:29 AM[spoiler][b][i] ¯\_(ツ)_/¯[/i][/b][/spoiler]
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5 RepliesWhat’s better than ET the video game [spoiler]anything[/spoiler]
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1 Reply[quote]Wyoming? [spoiler]*Thumbs Up*[/spoiler][/quote] ^Wyoming
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1 ReplyWhat's worse than getting too much mustard on your sandwich? [spoiler]Inhaling mustard gas[/spoiler]
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What do you call a black man on the moon? [spoiler]An astronaut.[/spoiler]
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What is red juicy and invisible [spoiler]no tomatoes [/spoiler]
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2 RepliesWhat’s big, green, and eats onions? [spoiler]a big, green onion eater[/spoiler]
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Stubbing your toe is like being shot, it’ll be quick, you’ll be in pain and you’ll be on the ground.
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When is a door not a door? [spoiler]When it's slightly open[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyNorm Macdonald (former SNL actor) is the best at these
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1 ReplyWhat's brown and sticky? [spoiler]A stick.[/spoiler]
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A man walks into a bar He says ow
