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(Floor 12, returning to the boss battle with Cthulhu, the nightmare great one)
LordZoltan: *notices something odd with Cthulhu*. “It doesn’t look like it can move that quickly”
TTT: “that’s cause it’s a giant squid”
LordZoltan: “so then where’s all the water?”
Cthulhu: “I’m glad you asked!”
(Cthulhu releases tons of water out of its body and begins to raise all the water into a giant tidal wave behind him)
Pepsi man: “that’s a big wave!”
Hammer: “don’t worry, I can buff everyone”. *hammer uses his rally ability which comes with his class that increases everyone’s armor stat by 100%*
Lucky seven: “be ready for a lot of damage!”
Max porches: “too bad I couldn’t saw a boat in half.....”
Lucky seven: “what?!”
(Cthulhu releases the tidal wave and all the water comes rushing towards the group, covering the field)
Cthulhu: “.......I didn’t expect anyone to die from that. That would have been too easy”. *Cthulhu sucks the water back into his body*
Farmer Porch: *heavy breathing*. “Damn this”
(Snowy Porch runs up to one of Cthulhu’s tentacles and drains the life from it, healing himself)
Snowy: “ha! Who needs a healer when you can heal yourself”
Cthulhu: “was that supposed to be an attack?”
Snowy: “uh, yeah?”
(Cthulhu tries to smash snowy with one of his tentacles but hammer jumps in the way and holds up the arm)
Hammer: “I can’t hold this for that long!”
Snowy: “why are you holding it anyway?!”
Hammer: “just move!”
Cthulhu: “fools”
(Cthulhu smashes both hammer and snowy with the giant tentacle. Hammer has only suffered a broken arm from the attack thanks to his class but snowy has unfortunately been crippled. No deaths)
Lucky seven: “we don’t have a healer anymore, we can’t afford these injuries”
LordZoltan: “anybody got a better plan? I don’t have enough energy to do major summons right now”
Girrafalope: “I do!”
(Girrafalope turns her brass knuckles into giant metal brawler fists and punches Cthulhu across the field into a wall)
TTT: “what the hell?! Cthulhu is massive! How did you do that?”
Girrafalope: “heheh”
(Cthulhu recovers from the attack)
Cthulhu: “weak flys! Your attacks cannot faze me!”
(Cthulhu shows his teeth and tries to suck everyone into his mouth with a vortex)
FOOFER37: “woah! woah!”
Lucky seven: “he’s given us an opening! Anyone have a projectile attack?”
FlyingLeopard21: “I got this!”
(FlyingLeopard21 uses his mixmaster abilities and randomly summons a energy cannon. He shoots a large bolt of energy into Cthulhu, destroying part of its face)
Cthulhu: “......”
Shreks Porch: “well, atleast we stopped that vortex of his”
Farmer porch: “don’t let your guard down yet!”
Cthulhu: “....just because you got one good hit doesn’t mean the battle is over”
Lucky seven: “obviously”
(Cthulhu unleashes black water and begins to form it into a tsunami)
Girrafalope: “black water?”
LordZoltan: “Hammer and snowy won’t survive if he gets that wave off!”
(A loud bell rings from the clock tower on the upper floor 13. A black hooded figure appears in the distance of the floor 12 field)
Pepsi man: “who’s that?”
Cthulhu: *stops his wave attack*. “Why are you here???”
???: “....erased from existence.....Cthulhu”
Cthulhu: “...saitonia”
(Part 1 over) [spoiler]click the tags for season 1 and future season 2 posts[/spoiler]
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