It's returned, this spider haunts my new house in China, please help me I'm scared
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Oh no...
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Gotta burn down the house... What if it's preggers?
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Don't worry communism will kill the spider
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Don't be scared, spiders keep the other bugs away.
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Invite it inside for a nice dinner. When it sits down at the table, do the polite thing: act like you're going to get a drink, but actually leave and BURN THE HOUSE DOWN! DO IT! BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!