We are not your average clan, here is our motto: [i][quote]UGF - The most prestigious and noble clan in history. A impressive chain of command that breaks out into top tier officers that can deliver exceptional guidance and information to advance guardians of all types and playstyles. Our Officers help those that are starting to mold their light and get stronger then take the strong and lead them. We host a multi platform communication network expanding from the books of face to the chats of snap. To call us a clan is to do this group a disservice. We are a Family that gots each others backs. We strain our eyes and hinder our sleep to help each other finish a raid, or do 1 more prestige nightfall. Our Clan mates are First, Your mother is second[/quote][/i] If you really think you are up for it then click Spoilers to see the full extended Clan Contract you would have to agree to prior to becoming a Full Fledged Member. Military Friendly (because we insult you more than your drill sergeant did) Mature Folks (because squeakers are annoying) Female Friendly (our admin is one tough bitch that doesn't make sandwiches in no kitchen) Beginners Welcome (we gladly take Little lights and forge them into Legends) Weekly Raiders and Strikers Iron Banner is a must CONTRACT v5.0 Updated 5/11/18 [spoiler]The following is a contractual agreement between you and The United Guardians Federation, you hereby agree to withstand and dish out all sexual, discriminating, racial, insulting, sarcastic, mom jokes and/or phrases. You do also agree to not take anything personal and/or act like a salty sour little beach. The Federation is proud to stand by its history of verbal abuse and hilarious comments and lines. You will also be subject to anal penetration, homosexual terms and comments. For those faint of heart if you do not participate in such barbaric verbal butchery you will not be targeted as often unless you die often or are a warlock. So serve only if you are ready to be served. Upon agreeing to this contract you agree to Section ARS 17-3 Paragraph 9. Which hereby states if you do abandon the UGF by dis-honorable or Honorable discharge while still in contracted service you will be subject to a substantial tax deduction for the next 7 calendar years along with and up to including the loss of your home, dignity, 401K, Tricare, and GuardianHealthCare. We hereby accept all forms of pizza, wives, girlfriends and blowjobs for great standing and stature with the clan. All clan rankings are determined by Dedication, Experience, Tenure, Light Level, and tasks or productive means of advancing the Federation to a new light. Upon agreeing to this contract you will be subject to a background check and a drug screening that will go as far back as birth including a DNA Sample. If you are found to never have consumed a form of drug and or alcohol you will undergo a further investigation that will take up to 7 to 10 business days. You will remain in Beginner status until you have made your presence known to Clan Officers and demonstrated your exceptional capabilities by completing tasks with Clan members. If you think you can roll with the toughest sons of beaches on this piece of dirt we call earth and still let us bang your mother then join on in the best mother freaking adult M-rated, Glass kicking, lady loving burger eating, beer drinking -blam!-ers in the entire galaxy You will now carry the banner of UGF into battle as a Guardian you are the Shield and Sword of The Traveler, you will shed blood, or shed yours trying, you will fight with your brothers and hereby considered part of the Federation of Guardians United for justice and all. [/spoiler]