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Edited by Peaches Pan Tao:
4/23/2018 5:29:59 AM
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If Eath Is Round Where Do You Think We Get All Our Oil?
People have been extracting oil from the earth for over 100 years. The amounts we take are massive. It is not possible for a finite ball to contain that much crude oil. The amount of oil is, however, consistent with the concept of a stationary, planar earth. If earth is Flat, and there is nothing but ground below and sky above, infinite reservoirs of oil would exist beneath the ground, created by God for man's benefit as we continue to subdue the earth through industry.
Any informed person can discern the inconsistencies of the ball hypothesis. It is time to stop embracing an idea because we think it sounds smart...
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6 Repliesand why is everyone's name got "porch or porches" in it? just because its an inside joke doesn't make it cool as well btw
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If the Earth was flat, Cats would have knocked everything off it by now
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4 RepliesDoes anyone here actually believe the earth is flat?
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Ohhhhhhhhhhhh you got some things to learn still!
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From male teens with long hair
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Arabic Oil overlords
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Oil barrels are round. The number o is round. A circular argument is round. "Ground", as in ground beef sounds like round. Beef comes from cows. Cows poop wherever they want. Dung beetles eat poop. Dung beetles roll poop into...spheres. Therefore, I like comfortable shoes!
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1 ReplyOnce someone asked why there is no flat mars society. The flat earth society told them that mars has been observed to be round... So does that mean that the flat earthers see the whole solar system as round except for a flat earth in the middle??
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2 RepliesExplain the Pacific Ocean
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Thats okay if you believe in the finite oil fallacy in the first place. New oil is made every day, think about it.
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[quote]Eath[/quote]
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Krishna, you’re a shadow of your former self
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3 RepliesThere is an easy way to figure out that the Earth isn't flat: If there were defined edges to the world, you can bet that there would be resorts charging you an arm and a leg to stay at the edge and look off into oblivion while you relax. No Earth-edge resorts? No Earth edge.
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1 ReplyI love the Krishnas tag. [spoiler]#neverforget [/spoiler]
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7 RepliesExplain night
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The only problem with the whole Flat Earth theory is people like me. I've actually flown all around the planet. I have flown from the United States to Europe, from Europe to the Middle East and back, in from the United States to South Korea and back. I also flew from Germany to Alaska and back. That was a long trip. Flying at high altitude, you easily see the curvature of the Earth. Then there's those pesky astronauts who have actually orbited the Earth. And all the satellites and space stations that we've had up there. And then there are those who have been to the Moon and taking pictures of the Earth from the lunar surface. I once saw a man accuse an astronaut of Faking the moon landings. The astronaut punched him out for making such an assertion. I think it was Buzz Aldrin but I'm not sure. It is important to note that the Earth rotates on its own axis while at the same time orbits around the Sun. It is this motion that gives us the illusion of the sun rising and setting.
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2 RepliesOil is stored in the balls.
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1 ReplyThe oil fairy obviously, duh.
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So the infinitely flat earth has infinite thickness?🧐
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Wait. There's nothing but ground below? Are you saying the flat earth has an infinite thickness?
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2 RepliesFrom Z U C C
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From the foreheads of edgy b.net teenagers
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1 ReplyThe thing is: it's a -blam!-ING HUGE ASS ball. There's a METRIC -blam!-TON of oil in it. There's your explanation
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3 RepliesDid you know that oil is created from tectonic movement creating massive heat and pressure, which then makes oil from minerals? It is 100% not made from dinosaurs or fossils, and is 100% renewable. As long as there is tectonic movement on earth, more oil will continue to be created. Or it's just a big Russian conspiracy.
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5 RepliesThanks, Krishna. Now, explain this: If the Earth is [i]flat[/i], how are there hills? Doesn't seem very flat to me.
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2 RepliesPfffft please. Oil ran out awhile ago. They mine it from Mars now.
