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Edited by FastmanLeFast:
4/17/2018 2:05:57 PM
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Update on the spider on my wall
So I took a few suggestions and decided to take action against the spider. First off I tried to contain it in a plastic tub but for some reason it managed to get out using some sort of demon magic, as a demon myself I attempted to devour its soul for the overlord. Turned out it didn't have a soul.
Then I suddenly thought Spider-Man had something to do with it, so I contacted him and asked him to get rid of it for me, but apparently he has nothing to do with it. In rage I threw a shoe at it and missed. And when I calmed down I decided to thank it for killing all of the other insects in my house, and I asked it if it wants to be my friend, it kindly refused. Enraged again I got my knife and cut it in half, but somehow it put itself back together again.
I peed on it to attempt to assert dominance, but it didn't care. So I dabbed on it, but it dabbed back. I was now afraid of the spider, and set my house on fire using a lighter and hairspray. Turned out it was fireproof, so I ran to China and bought a new house and nuked the old one from orbit, multiple times. The area surrounding the house was completely obliterated, save the spider, which was now irradiated. I thought about eating it but quickly decided not to. I watch over the spider now, with it never leaving my sight or moving.
I need more ideas of what I could try next, this spider is a serious problem that won't seem to go away.
Please help.
[spoiler]TLDR: shit happened nothing worked please help[/spoiler]
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Update: https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/244650523/0/0
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1 ReplyAh shit, we gotta throw away the whole planet now
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3 RepliesAlthough nuking was insufficient the first attempt, I would suggest something proportionate to that size. Gas your house. Call up the good lo' bug exterminator, he'll take care of em'.
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You need a weapon to surpass Metal Gear...
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1 ReplyDonate 35 drakes to Lord Vivec and levitate away
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3 RepliesBurn down the house
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2 Repliestry plunging attack
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1 ReplyDon't give him a knife
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1 ReplyEdited by Saber-2: 4/18/2018 12:24:30 PMCall chuck Norris to see if he will become your roommate. If you ask in the right way, he will become your roommate. If not: call Clem. He will always be your roommate Then gets two legion titans and shoot till the spider is ded
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3 Replies1. Feed candy 2. Get hooked on candy 3. Once it has a candy fetish put candy in freezer 4. Open freezer 5. Spider goes in freezer 6. Close freezer 7. Put spider ice cube in drink of a guest 8. Profit?
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1 ReplyTo overcome the spiders curse, simply quote a bible verse!
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1 ReplyDang. Nuking from orbit usually works
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<The only answer is to either erase this thing from time and space or throw it into "dimension D". Dimension D is the only way but the portal summoning sounds very similar to Dimension N so if you -blam!- up and send him to N it's gonna come right back. D is a prison universe and nullifies any abilities, ANY abilities.>
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1 ReplyBecome the spider.
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1 ReplyGrab the shotgun
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1 ReplyNever close your eyes. Find a weak spot. But whatever you do [spoiler][b][i][u]DON’T BLINK[/u][/i][/b][/spoiler]
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3 RepliesNuke the planet
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1 ReplyAre you alright there big guy? I think you need some good o'l fine wine🍷
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1 ReplySeek help from the Monks of Displacefarway. There, you will find answers.
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3 RepliesI told you! There is no more hope for your house! Leave it now! It shall be forever cursed!
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1 Reply[spoiler]Dismantle mines, yeeesssss?[/spoiler]
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1 Reply[quote]I peed on it to attempt to assert dominance, but it didn't care.[/quote] Well shit there's only one other option I can think of... [spoiler]Try xbox.com[/spoiler]
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Call the Predators or something... Clearly this is a problem that upsets the balance of the universe...
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7 Replies
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It's only there because you know it's there. So, stop knowing it's there and you won't notice it until you are unable to notice it. Boom! Problem solved! Right?
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I just posted what was in my clip boars I hope it helps [spoiler]🐣[/spoiler]
