[quote]A. Every time you disagree with someone or something; every time you argue back at someone, and every time you get something right or do good at something - you get a paper cut in the back of your throat.(logically that doesn't make much sense, but for WYR it does lmao)[/quote] This sounds awful. Not gonna do this one. [quote]B. You only can do something you enjoy once a month. And if you do something you enjoy twice a month, you'll lose one toe and one finger. Lastly, if you do something you enjoy three times a month, someone you love will suffer from a severe mental illness.(permanently, so a boring life really) Every month it resets.(the consequences don't though)[/quote] This also sounds awful, because it's dynamic. What happens when you're so restricted that things like eating and sleeping become your only source of enjoyment, and thus are effected by the WYR? [quote]C. You win $1,000,000, but every train and plane in the world which are currently transporting people will explode. Killing countless amounts of innocent people.[/quote] I'd just make sure that my family and friends weren't travelling when I picked this one. Sure, millions of people would die, but I don't care as long as my loved ones are safe. I'm selfish like that. [quote]D. You get $250,000 for the year and a free maid. But you can't communicate in any way for that entire year. In ANY way. Failing to do so will result in your tongue being cut out of your mouth. And your hands removed from your body. Never able to talk or write again.(I guess you'll used to texting and typing with your nose) If you succeed the year, you'll get an additional $250,000, but the free maid goes.[/quote] The only problem is that we're constantly communicating all the time. Our eyes, our body language, etcetera. All it takes is one gesture without thinking and you fail. I feel like this one is too hard to complete. [quote]E. You get the career and women/man you've always wanted.(dream career/soul mate) But suffer from a permanent ego death.[/quote] I don't really know what ego death is, but after looking it up, it seems like having your dream spouse/career would be redundant in the state you'd be left in. [quote]F. Cupid makes you and the person you hate the most for in love. Unable to fight against it. Deep down you want this false love to end, but you're a prisoner in your own emotion.[/quote] I mean, this would basically drive you to the point of suicide, so not gonna do this one. [quote]G. You have the choice to become a god. But first, you have to suffer from every type of medieval torture imaginable for 1,000 years. No breaks. Non-stop. Pain.[/quote] This would probably suck at first, but you'd basically get to the point where your brain would shut off as a coping mechanism for the pain, at which point you'd basically feel nothing. Then it's just a waiting game. Unless there's some bullshit rule like "you're always conscious and you don't gain a tolerance from the pain," this one is actually one of the better options considering you'll literally be a god after you're done. Still not gonna pick this one though.