Don't actually have anything useful to say except why the actual f*ck hasn't Bungie implemented f*cking player quitting penalies yet?
I've played so many f*cking games where we get down by about 5 points and suddenly - surprise motherf*cking surprise - half my sh*tting team is off to f*cking orbit. The best part is, the ones that leave are always the miserable tw*t-baskets who played like paraplegics and lost us the lead in the first f*cking place.
At that point, unless you bail as well like the other b*stardly w*nkstains, there's nothing left to do but be sodomised by the other team, who have a 90% chance of being a full squad of Nightstalkers with Gemini Jesters and Uriel's. F*cking end me.
And then you have the games where you join to find that it's just you and one other guy who's too f*cking useless to press 'return to orbit', since his c*nt-bucket team mates have already left. Commence being sodomised again, except this time with a cricket bat.
Why haven't they started hitting these people with a 'Hey w*nker? Suck on a quitter penalty' message yet? Given it would take about 30 f*cking minutes for a couple guys at Bungie to code it.
To summarise, goddamn this f*cking game and the fact that I keep coming back like the miserable addict I am.
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I am at work...usually never write msg here except really have to... BUT This is f*ing hilarious and funny....!!!!!!!!!!!! You make my day sir..LOL