Once again TheAlphaHydra is banned and asked me to post this for him. All credit for this one goes to him as I had no part in creating it other than the wort spoiler and this paragraph. [b]User asks what your favorite variation of Godzilla is[/b] [quote]Godzilla has been terrorizing Japan for over 60 years and he's also saved Japan too. He's come in all shapes and sizes, ranging from scary-looking to flat out derpy as hell.[/quote] https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/243550904/0/0 [b] [/b] [b]User questions how stupid parents are nowadays.[/b] [quote]I saw a mom in two kids yesterday and her kid was yanking a dog on a leash and treating it terribly, it whined the whole time. So the mom is standing there witnessing this and all the sudden the dog naps at the kids and bites its hand.[/quote] https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/243528717/0/0 [b] [/b] [b]User asks if you accept evolution [/b] [quote]Or is evolution devilution 😈?[/quote] https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/243535191/0/0 [b] [/b] [b]SPECIAL REPORT: Gods state with cancer[/b] [quote]Due to my medical state, I have not been posting as frequently. Unfortunately it is going to remain that way, I may possibly even leave until things (hopefully) get better. The cancer has metastasised and the chemotherapy has me in rough shape, so the forums, as much as I love you all, aren't exactly my top priority. That goes undoubtedly to my daughter.[/quote] Get well soon man. https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/243489707/0/0 [b] [/b] [b]User asks Offtopic to guess their name[/b] [quote]I was playing with this group one time on Xbox and they thought my name is Bruce. Here is a hint. [spoiler]it is not Bruce[/spoiler] Have fun[/quote] [b] [/b] [b]User states he’s stuck on a bus[/b] [quote]I'm on a buss going to a Drumline competition, and I need something to do, AMA.[/quote] https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/243528946/0/0 [b] [/b] [b]Comment of the week[/b] [quote]It is the 21st Millennium. For more than a hundred centuries the Emperor of Offtopic has sat immobile on the Golden Toilet of Bungie.Net. He is the master of Offtopic by the will of the moderators and master of a million crappy copypastes by the might of his inexhaustible alternate accounts.[/quote] https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/243484074/0/0/1 [b] [/b] [b]Weekly Shitposts:[/b] [i]Destiny is bad[/i] https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/243484807/0/0 [i]Where all the forum gals at?[/i] https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/243507356/0/0 [i]Lick this for no reason[/i] https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/243509875/0/0 [i]Fully semi-automatic[/i] https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/243532782/0/0 [b] [/b] [b]Weekly Segment: Bulldozer rampage[/b] https://youtu.be/qlZh9-NQEyI [quote]Holy -blam!- this dude is the badass of the century running through town with a -blam!-ing bullet proof bulldozer.[/quote] [spoiler]wort[/spoiler]