Let's do what we do best Flood, let's shitpost till the end.
I AIN'T GONNA RUN AND HIDE
I'LL SHITPOST TILL THE DAY I DIE.
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[b]UUI - Upper Uriel's Infection[/b] this is a Fatal Disease, resulting in instant death from HCR (high Caliber rounds). HCR is not commonly found in the Destiny 2 Universe, but one is to avoid all contact with HCR, as it affects the Face, and general head area resulting in Death. Once you have HCR it instantly leads to UUI which causes Death. common Symptoms of UUI is Death. common causes is Death. commonly found in and around Death. instantly.... [b]CIV - Colonial Invasive Virus[/b] This Virus is contracted by coming into Direct or indirect contact with other Guardian's Colony. it is commonly found around Heavy Ammo Drops and you should be on the lookout for Team mates popcorning on the Horizon. common Symptons of CIV - is Severe Misdirection, absurd jumping and uncoordinated team running in every direction. [b]CPSNS - or better known as Corner Peaking Sword Ninja Syndrome.[/b] CPSNS kills more Guardians in PVP than a "eeuw gross" kills boners at an orgy. this fatal syndrome, affects the wielder of the Sword, in such a way, where once Heavy ammo is picked up, fits of rage ensue and it ultimately leads to the death of the other teams members. common Symptoms are the severe desire, to crouch and stand against a wall while peaking into the horizon, slowly moving backward and forward with excitement as you see the opponent approaching, and making "hoo haa, ahahaha" noises with your mouth as you rage on killing people. the only way to Kill CPSNS is by Cutting off the oxygen supply to the Wielder, by using HCR, resulting in UUI, resulting in Death. [b]MMB - also known as Mida Multitool Bitchingitus[/b] its a disease that kills in 5 short hits or less, and is extremely airborne. it can travel vast distances in an instant and can kill instantly. common symptoms are memory loss and loss of speech, our studies have shown the most common memory loss /speech loss is triggered by a hit from MMB, and it normally is identified by the following Verbal response "who the...what the? wait a mi....." then death. [b]CBD or Sinsinitus (cluster bomb Death)[/b] Sinsinitus a lethal strand you get from contracting Raidies. Raidies affects a vast amount of people, 6 at a time, that puts them in n comatose state for a couple of hours and results in loss of sleep, appetite, income, jobs... etc. Sinsinitus however, is a strand found in Raidies, that Kills more Guardians in one Go then a Fireteam on crack with a Colony full of CIV. it does a lethal amount of damage to the skin and bruises the ego and KD in all cases. resulting in multiple Deaths per fireteam, common symptoms are -Popcorning Guardians, followed by a Thundering sound and a Light show that will give you arc eyes. once you see a guardian with Raidies, the chances of you getting Sinsinitus is more than likely. 4 out of every 4 people in control, are affected by Sinsinitus. the only way to kill Sinsinitus is with HCR which results in UUI which Results in Death.