Breasts, preferably large. She needs to be smart enough to hold a conversation that's about more than just shopping. She has to be patient, because I am extremely introverted and have bad anxiety, and so am slow to try new things. I prefer my women with darker (black ideally) hair, but I'll take any color that's not blonde. She MUST love gaming. I want a girl I can sit for a few hours a day with and play Overwatch or Destiny with. And finally, a dark sense of humor would be nice. Wanna be able to make a joke and not have them look at me like I just murdered their puppy.