I didn't know two heart emojis on my previous thread would trigger so many people so I'm gonna ask a serious question 😂
What do you look for in a girl?
Don't be afraid to be descriptive and list as many as you want. Do looks matter? Intellect? Maybe she has to have accepting parents? Good cooking skills?
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Front mounted machine gun. Heat seeking missiles. Is actually an attack helicopter. [spoiler]I don't have a serious response because it really doesn't matter to me as long as it works.[/spoiler]
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Loves cooking as much as I do (If I'm not learning from my friend who's a chef getting ready to open his own restaurant, I'm experimenting), and also wouldn't mind eating the meals I make. Also likes Texas Hold'em and video games. That's about it. I'm not picky, and I'm very understanding of others' situations.
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Dunno, I'm straight [spoiler]Wasting people's time since 2014[/spoiler] [spoiler](ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧[/spoiler]
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Breasts, preferably large. She needs to be smart enough to hold a conversation that's about more than just shopping. She has to be patient, because I am extremely introverted and have bad anxiety, and so am slow to try new things. I prefer my women with darker (black ideally) hair, but I'll take any color that's not blonde. She MUST love gaming. I want a girl I can sit for a few hours a day with and play Overwatch or Destiny with. And finally, a dark sense of humor would be nice. Wanna be able to make a joke and not have them look at me like I just murdered their puppy.
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If she loves Sonic, she’s a keeper.
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I wish I knew, I ended up marrying someone I have zero things in common with.
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I'll let you know if I ever find out.
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That sandwich that she secretly ate when I was in the bathroom.
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looks, body, personality. Basically a whole package deal.
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-Someone who loves video games. -Has a great and cheerful personality. -Wont cheat. -Independent. (Has a job.) -Has a great sense of humor. (Funny.) -No political biases. (Or just doesn't give a rats ass about it.) -Tells dad jokes. -And last but not least... A Moogle lover! KUPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I wouldn't be BurningViper if I didn't end on that. [spoiler][b][i][u]KUPO!!!™[/u][/i][/b][/spoiler]
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Breathing.
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All these looks don't matter post, it's why you're still single kids.
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loyalty between us gamer not a boring thot one who i can carry a conversation with for hours into dank and ironic memes looks doesn't really matter, just don't be absolute garbage yeah i think that's it.
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Edited by Superpug: 2/4/2018 11:07:31 PMWell in the immortal words of Boston, “I closed my eyes, and she slipped away.”
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someone that's not you
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Stuff you can’t simply write into words
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Edited by Esko: 2/3/2018 2:45:59 AMA pulse is nice, but it's not mandatory
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Smart (rare where I'm from), funny, trustworthy (very rare where I'm from), a good cook, understands me and [b]loves[/b] me for being who I am. [spoiler]I'm still looking for that kind of girl since I ever thought about dating. I'm a sophomore and still haven't found her.[/spoiler] [spoiler]I also want her to be a gamer girl.[/spoiler]
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Edited by FishBlues: 2/4/2018 4:50:04 AM[b] [/b]
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Generally just the kidneys. I'm new to this and they're the easiest bit to find. Someday I'll find my niche. Uteri is where the money is, but you just can't compete with the Indians.
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Not a thot
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a woman who will love [b][i]me[/i][/b], not one of the many masks i hid behind.
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I’m attracted to intelligence and sense of humor. Actually, ironically, it’s actually rare to find a woman who can make me laugh. Also ask, “Is this the kind of woman I’d want raising my kids?”
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Topic body
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Intelligence, sense of humour, not too nice cause it’s a vice, nice boobs, camel toe and a nice derrière. Vlam