Here you go:
TWaB 01-25-2018
[quote]"Hey Guardians!
We understand and see that there's a lot of anger among our players, and stock analysts are getting skittish, but ... uhhh...
We're listening? Does anyone still be[b]lie[/b]ve that?
Ummm... it's not us screwing you. Really really. It's uhhh... the code isn't working as intended.
Yeah, that'[b]s[/b] it... Ummm... we've got updates, about teasers, about updates, teasing about w[b]h[/b]at we're going to say [b]o[/b]n our Twitch stream, teasing some more about future un[b]p[/b]lanned updates, that we can't s[b]e[/b]em to actually do until 'Fall 2018', e[b]v[/b]en though we've got thr[b]e[/b]e (3) development studios wo[b]r[/b]king on this steaming turd.
Now here's comes the sandbox manager guy-thing to tell you a lot more circular nothing about how he has no idea what they're doing in the sandbox.
Now here's the CEO of Bungie to offer e[b]v[/b]en yet more circular nothing, that will always use PR-spin to continue to t[b]e[/b]ll you nothing, all while pushing the blame off on game code that is always trying to commit mutiny on our game.
And if that's not enough to convince you, ummm... 'We'[b]r[/b]e listening. We made mistakes. We'll do better. But not until 'Fall 2018', or even later because it's just too hard to make new content. So please believe this cop-out copy/pa[b]s[/b]te answer! It's really all we have!
Now here's some community montag[b]e[/b]s that we heavily edited to try to remove the fact that our game is a boring dumpster fire with zero replayability.
Please buy our DLC[b]!!![/b]"[/quote]
That's every TWaB for the last four years, and will be every conceivable TWaB in the foreseeable future.
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