Hey guys, just wondered how you dance?
I headbang, what are your moves?
Do you dance? Would you dance with me?
:P
Off Topic needs a night out, that is for sure.
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I don't dance
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Classical ballet
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Lots of hip and shoulder movement.
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[u]FALCOAN[/u][spoiler][b][i][u]POAUNCH[/u][/i][/b][/spoiler]
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Twerking is for guys too.
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Usually just slight headbanging or other small body movements (nodding, tapping, etc.)
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I only dance the most cheeki breeki hardbass blyat
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Hxbc88c64RY
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Technoviking style all the way
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I can do the Carlton
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Actually a funny story when I was at chili’s with my boys again. Ya know we was at chili’s ordering stuff off the menu, getting drunk, checking out the little girls, doing all our usual stuff at chili’s when all the sudden the chili’s restaurant starts playing music, I was sitting there thinking to myself like “wtf? They never play music?” So anyway it was supposed to be some dumb music festival that the ownership was doing and it just so happened to be tonight. So anyway me and my boys ya know we decide to get up and dance with all the other people that are getting jiggy with it, so we get up and start dancing, getting jiggy with the music ya know when all the sudden my boi Richie falls straight into this little girl, obviously everybody is to drunk to care so I immediately say to my boi “yo, you gotta hurry and assert dominance” so ya know he starts pounding his junk on this little girl in the middle of the dance floor where everyone can see, it’s just dry -blam!-ing but like still. Anyway that was the one time when me and my boys got thrown out of chili’s.
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Falcooon... [i][b]PAWNCH[/b][/i]
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I was forced to study different forms of formal dancing, along with proper etiquette. But I don't use that knowledge as I, myself, do not dance. Would i dance with you? The better question would be "would you dance with me?"
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The un-enthusiastic disco dance! 1. Put on the most depressed "I want to kill myself" face 2. Start waving your hands around in a pointing feature at random while keeping the face. 3. Profit [spoiler]not really [/spoiler]
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[i]Your moves were weak, babe[/i]
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[i]It's Time To Get Groovy Around This place... OH YEAH![/i]
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Oh i got announced good one I think its good?
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Dis is how I dance
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Edited by D3adLy Subzero: 1/20/2018 4:26:09 PMI can do most of those sh**ty rapper dances, but mostly just headbang with the occasional horns etc at concerts.
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Edited by Sainyule: 1/20/2018 7:48:27 PMThink of every cringy, terrible, "I can't dance" move you've seen in movies and tv shows. That's how I dance Otherwise I'm breaking my neck through excessive headbanging
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Do I need to say more?