Because he's a rebel without a [b]clause.[/b]
[spoiler][b][i][u]KUPO!!!™[/u][/i][/b][/spoiler]
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12 year old boy asks his dad for $10. "What for?" Was dad's response. "I wanna get a guinea pig." Said the boy. Dad hands the boy a $20 and says " get yourself a nice Irish girl instead".