3 AND A HALF YEARS LATER I FINALLY ACQUIRED A MYTHOCLAST, I DON'T CARE THAT THE GAME IS DEAD AND THE SEQUEL SUCKS DONKEY DONG, WE 2 MANNED THE HECK OUT OF THAT VAULT OF GLASS!!
AFTER PROBABLY 60 PLUS RUNS OF ATHEON, THIS MAGNIFICENT PIECE OF METAL AND CHILDHOOD DREAMS FINALLY POPPED OUT OF ATHEON'S SEXY METAL POSTERIOR AS IT EXPLODED INTO SEVERAL DIFFERENT FANTASTIC PIECES
I TOOK THIS THING INTO CRUCIBLE, AND IT STILL DESTROYS MAN, I CAN'T EVEN IMAGINE THE FEAR THIS STRUCK INTO THE HEARTS OF IT'S VICTIMS DURING IT'S GLORY DAYS
OH MAN THE SOUND!! MMMMMMMM THE SOUND IS LIKE A THOUSAND BOWLS OF SPAGHETTI BEING THROWN INTO A MASSIVE TUB OF MAPLE SYRUP, 21 TIMES IN A ROW!!!! THAT ANALOGY SUCKS BUT IT'S OKAY BECAUSE SO DOES DESTINY 2!!!
I GOT THE MYTHOCLAST BOOOOOOOOOOOOOIS
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