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1/3/2018 6:59:47 AM
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So if I lie to you for a few months will you throw money at me?
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If you are a 21 year old college girl with a stripper pole. Lots of people will throw money at you.
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Sure what’s your lie it’s gotta be good.
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You are the bestest Fisher ever. I'll even print it on to a coffee mug and send it to you in a mystery box. If the box is blue you'll get it but there will be spelling errors, if it's purple you'll stand a good chance at getting it but an even greater chance of receiving the blue box version. But. If you get a yellow box. I'll send the proper one, and it'll give you the ability to fire lasers and fly. But a few days later I'll swing by your house while you are sleeping and remove the bottom of the mug so it's unusable.
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The lie is that the yellow one will make you fly and shoot lasers. The yellow one is exactly the same as the purple one but it’s yellow.
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The lie is that there is no yellow or purple box.
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Oh they exist, the lie will be the odds and a note mailed out so he gets it every Thursday saying I'm paying attention to his concerns and working on the best possible way to deliver the proper mug lol
