Waffles and pancakes, a debate as to which is better has gone on as long as debates have lasted, I have put together a list of totally true facts on the subject. Why, you may ask, did Napoleon try to take over the world? It is a little known fact but he was extremely against pancakes, his ultimate goal was to put waffles in a place of honor in the world of food. Colonial Sanders founded KFC as a museum for chicken and waffles, but found a pancake enthusiast as an investor when he wanted to franchise. Canada stands to destroy both pancakes and waffles as they prefer to drink the maple syrup by its self and see using it as a condiment a waste. Kim Jong Un has bant pancakes from the masses in North Korea for exclusively VIP use. Pancakes are also considered a delicacy in some parts of Northern Antarctica. In WWII pancakes were used as edible camouflage when going against the Orana Bears in Atlantic Jungle theatre of the war. Due to my extensive research in this area, I have come to the conclusion that chicken and pancakes with hot peppers is the best option available, preferably with a side of lobster. This meal is 5 stars and you can make it fallowing these three steps: 1. Go to the store and buy ingredients 2. Mix them together 3. Look disgusted and go to a restaurant for dinner because you did it wrong what on earth do you think you were doing you fool? I have been know to say that “the definition of cold is a pool party in Antarctica with the dress code strictly Speedo’s and bikinis, and the definition of hot is flying into a volcano with hairspray on” and with my guide to temperature conditioning, you can say this as well, step 1. Get a friend, 2. Go with your friend to Costco and have him fill a cart with your favorite ice cream 3. Get a bucket and take it to the bathroom, if anyone tells you not to bring merchandise into the bathroom, put it on your head as a helmet, if they ask you why you need a helmet in the bathroom, tell them you were hit in the head by a Orana Bear (that is a cross between a orangutan and a kuala bear if you peasants didn’t know) while exploring the jungles of the Atlantic Ocean and were using the bathroom, and proceed to go to bathroom 4. Get the bucket, fill it up with cold water, and poor it on yourself until you are drenched completely (repeat as necessary) 5. Strip out of everything except the swimsuit you wore under your cloths (be sure these are drenched as well) and take the spoon you packed out of your pocket for the ice cream 6. Put the bucket back on your head 7. Walk out of bathroom casually 8. When someone comes tell you to put on clothes ignore them and yell “FOOOOORRRRR SPAAAARRRRRTTTTAAAA” as you run like a mad man to the walk in freezer where your friend will meet you 9. Proceed to eat unhealthy amount of ice cream for 63 minuets 10. Run out of freezer like a mad man 11. Yell “FOOOOOOORRRR AAAATTTTHHHHIIINNNSSS” to thoroughly confuse all bystanders who have by this time compiled to watch the fiasco 12. Run like a mad man to the deli 13. Open up doors to rotisserie chicken cooker 14. Hop in 15. Share this copy paste with 10 people, no group chats or send backs I hope this has been helpful from the bottom of my head, and as always stay safe and don’t do anything dumb Triumphant1000 out.