I sense a disturbance in the force...
The smell is foul.
The taste is nastier than a ghoul cannibalizing another ghoul.
It's... Oh no
I... It sees me.
[b][i]No, no, nooo[/i][/b]
It's reaching into my pockets.
It's grabbing my wallet.
The only way to describe this foul monster is it's made of [b][i]Steam[/i][/b].
It's taking my hand
It's opening something on my PC... Jesus christ it's nothing but sales...
My will is strong though. Okay it's weak af but still, i must resist. I can resist.
*Proceeds to buy games*
[b][i][u]FUUUUUU-[/u][/i][/b]
Tl;Dr
Steam sales are very soon. Possibly tomorrow Dec. 21
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My wallet is forever scarred by the massive cock that is steam's deals.