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Edited by FelifluxMadness: 6/12/2020 10:34:14 AM
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WARNING! All Earth dwellers must obey! THE WORLD IS COMING TO AN END.

We have been contacted by [i]pan-dimensional higher frequency shape-shifting reptilian beings from another universe[/i] who want to [b]WARN[/b] us of the [b]END OF THE WORLD![/b] They've contacted us and warned us that if we humans and sock monkeys don't heed the warnings, [b]THE END OF THE WORLD WILL KILL US ALL![/b] The government and logical thinkers of the world would like you to think "Hey, the end of the world, that's at least a few decades in the future, what do I care?" but they're [b]WRONG[/b]! They want you to be lulled into a false sense of security while they prepare themselves to be saved. They want to use [b]YOUR[/b] remains to keep [b]THEM[/b] alive! Even the shadow governments, men in black, women in black and sock monkeys in black are doing all they can to keep this quiet so [b]THEY[/b] will survive and [b]YOU[/b] will [b]DIE![/b]. Luckily for us, [i]pan-dimensional higher frequency reptilian beings from another universe[/i] have sensed our doom and have worked hard to contact us so we can warn you all. Only those that obey their instructions and prepare themselves to be lifted to the universe of the [i]pan-dimensional higher frequency shape-shifting reptilian beings[/i]. Only those that obey will live for decades without the fear of their world coming to an end. [i]Pan-dimensional higher frequency shape-shifting reptilian beings from another universe[/i] have been helping humans and monkeys for thousands of years, from the ancient Egyptians to that guy who needed help last week in Sweden. [b]THEY[/b] helped some dinosaurs escape destruction on the Earth millions of years ago and now they want to help us! [b]THEY[/b] are who taught us to bang rocks together to make funky sounds for dancing too! This has even been predicted by Nostradamus and others! Only [b]NOW[/b] does it make sense [b]IF[/b] we [b]PAY ATTENTION and OBEY![/b] [quote][i]"Bad things will happen."[/i] - Nostradamus[/quote] [quote][i]"Bad things will happen."[/i] - Einstein[/quote] [quote][i]"Bad things will happen."[/i] - Emperor of Japan[/quote] [quote][i]"Bad things will happen."[/i] - The Sphinx[/quote] [quote][i]"Bad things will happen."[/i] - John Locke[/quote] [b]Warning signs & ways to save yourself:[/b] [i][u]A bright object will appear in the sky[/u][/i] A bright object will appear in the sky [i](to the east)[/i] and seem to move across the sky [i](towards the west)[/i] until it disappears. Then it will hide for a number of hours, and re-appear. What to do : When it does appear, be sure to stare straight at it and send your energy towards it so it doesn't hit the earth. [i][u]You will feel thirsty[/u][/i] What to do : When you feel thirsty, do [b]NOT[/b] drink. Only drink when you [b]DON’T[/b] feel thirsty. This thirst is a symptom from the bright object, trying to distract you from channeling your energy so it can smash into the earth while you’re off looking for a glass of water. [i][u]The number 4/four[/u][/i] What to do : Don't use [b]ANYTHING[/b] that has the number 4 in it or around it. If there are four objects, destroy the fourth and channel its negative energy away from you. 4 is the secret number used by [i]evil inter-dimensional higher frequency beings and shadow governments[/i] to control our world and everyone on it. It doesn't matter if it's written out as four, or in a number as 4. [i][u]Water[/u][/i] Get at least 2000km away from any water, even tap water. Don't even drink it. When the vibrations caused by the end of the world hit water, it will amplify and shake you right off the planet. Only those that have firm footing on [b]PURE[/b] land will survive. [i][u]Plug your ears[/u][/i] Plug your ears with wax so the [i]evil inter-dimensional higher frequency beings and shadow governments[/i] don't steal your energy and thoughts. They do this via TV screens, radios, iPods, the Internet, computer monitors, laptops, cell phones, guitars, and birds. If you can't hear any of these things, then you will be safe. [u][i]Your friends and family will think you're insane[/i][/u] It is [b]THEY[/b] who are insane! You must [b]SAVE[/b] them by telling them what to do, and if they don't listen, tie them up and [b]FORCE[/b] them to obey! It's the only way to save the people you love. They will thank you once we're all in the other universe, safe from the end of the world. DO NOT LISTEN TO ANY [i]NON-PAN DIMENTIAL HIGHER FREQUENCY REPTILIAN SHAPE-SHIFTING BEINGS[/i]! ONLY THE [i]PAN DIMENTIAL HIGHER FREQUENCY REPTILIAN SHAPE-SHIFTING BEINGS[/i] WANT TO SEE US SURVIVE! THE GOVERNMENT WILL LIE AND TELL YOU THAT YOU'RE INSANE BUT YOU'RE NOT! [u][b]ONLY THOSE THAT HEED THIS WARNING WILL SURVIVE![/b][/u] [spoiler][url=http://theinsanedomain.com/Articles/endoftheworld.htm]TheInsaneDomain.com[/url][/spoiler]

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