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12/17/2017 12:39:41 AM
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Daily Destiny Dad Jokes
So for the past while, my clan and I often run nightfall together and while we do so I often come up with puns or bad dad jokes on the fly. Lately I've been posting one a day in our group chat. Figured I'd share a few.
Why is Devrim so popular with the ladies?
They heard every kiss begins with Kay.
Why is it a bad idea to put the Fallen in jail?
They always come with shanks.
What is another name for a Fallen Walker?
Paul...another name for a Fallen Walker is Paul.
How do the Hive install software?
They use a wizard.
Did you hear about the new men's underwear for royalty? The kind that cup your jewels in a pouch? They're called Lord Shaxx.
I found out that the dots on Hawthornes face are to hide an earlier skin condition she had...called Suraya-sis.
What did the guardians child say when she first met Banshee-44 and he tried handing her a gun?
Momma always said never to take a Strangers Rifle.
Why are Dregs so jealous of their captains?
They come more heavily armed.
What kind of damage do grenade launchers do?
Arc damage....think about it.
Anyways, it's all good harmless fun. Enjoy!
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Here's a few more... How did they know the moon had allergies? It broke out in Hives. What did Oryx say to his little princeling? You're gonna Crota be soooo big. Why are hobgoblins so terrible at playing tag? Whenever they get tagged 'it' they just pop a squat. What kind of pet would Dead Orbits Jalal like to have? An Arach-nid. That's all for today, enjoy, for those who do, meh, for those who don't.
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1 ReplyWhat do you call a vault thieves broke into?[spoiler]A [b]Failsafe[/b][/spoiler] Who is a hive wizard's favorite celebrity?[spoiler]Daniel [b]Wardcliff[/b][/spoiler] What do you call the head waiter at a fallen restaurant?[spoiler]A [b]Prime Servitor[/b][/spoiler] Why can you never invite the fallen to a party?[spoiler]They [b]vandal[/b]ize everything[/spoiler] Why are tiny fallen so depressed?[spoiler]Everyone's a real [b]dreg[/b][/spoiler] Why did Asher Mir want to talk with Bracus Zahn?[spoiler]He is an [b]arms[/b] dealer[/spoiler]
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6 RepliesNot gonna lie, the Fallen Walker one got me. I did a legit lol and had to explain to people around me what I was laughing at.
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I'd tell you a Gjallarhorn joke but you'll never get it.
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[b]Hive fallen[/b] and I can't get up.
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Your moma so fat, when she walks she casts fist of havoc with each step!
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The best joke of all - Bungie, Destiny 2.
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4 RepliesBoo! *Throws lettuce*
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#3: Too soon bro.
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2 RepliesAll these years 2 jokes...bah I remember a really good one about Gjallerhorn but I doubt you would get it I've Phogoth most of the good year one jokes now
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Why did Tess everise get arrested? She got caught stealing credit cards
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2 Replies*cricket noise* *grabs and throws tomato at stage*
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1 ReplyYou plant a field of dildos, don't be surprised if you get squatters!
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3 RepliesRead them all. Didn't laugh once. Didn't even crack a smile. Terrible and some don't even make sense
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1 ReplyBut....Devrim misses his Marc...he always misses his Marc...
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I no get it.
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Facepalm
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These are great! Please do more! I love puns 😝
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Bump!
