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Edited by tuckers baby:
12/14/2017 8:59:31 AM
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Clockman OFFICIALLY FOUND! (It Actually Exists!!!!)
Commander Santa can at last rest easy. After five long years of speculation, the once thought greatest troll post to come out of The Flood has now been debunked as true.
OP: https://www.bungie.net/en/Forums/Post/3393860?sort=0&page=0
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If only Commander Santa was here to see this.
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oh my god... it's real...
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We found it Santa...we found it. After all these goddamn years, we did it.
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1 ReplyDoes this mean lonepaul isn’t a pedophile? Everything is backwards.
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4 Repliesyou didn't know that it was real?
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1 ReplyThat’s impossible...
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Edited by DE4THINC4RN4TE: 12/14/2017 3:04:38 PMMy god, the sky, it's full of yellow knitted stars. Can't believe this has finally been found.
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Edited by sgyfuduigtgs: 12/14/2017 9:30:44 AMHoly crap! After all these years...
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So many noobs tryna necrobump it
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How the hell did you find it? And why the hell were you still looking for it 5 years later? SOMEONE TRACK DOWN SANTA!!
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5 RepliesWelp. I’ve never thought that I’d see this topic resurface again. Pretty amazing! :-)
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10 RepliesEdited by FoMan123: 12/14/2017 6:13:49 PMWell I'll be damned. That's actually it. This is going to mess me up for the rest of the day.
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4 RepliesWait... [spoiler]Who the hell is Clockman[/spoiler]
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Now the circle is complete...Does Off topic magically disappear? I'm scared.
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4 Replies>when you make up a shitpost that ends up putting some of the biggest websites on the Internet on a scavenger hunt for something that's not real >a few years later it actually existed
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I call shenanigans
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Possibly offtopic’s greatest achievement
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Someone needs to contact Commander Santa.
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It -blam!-ing exists holy shit
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Holy shite, it was real. Everything I know is a lie.
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Truly the world has come to its final chapter
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A good way to end b.net.
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I can rest easy now.
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Edited by M1Silencer: 12/15/2017 6:24:18 AMI'm going to guess the thread didn't start out as a troll, but as he saw what it became, Commander Santa decided to roll with it and indulge us in the supernatural narrative. As it turned out, he would be remembered as one of the better trolls in b.net history due to the wild search for such an obscure cartoon, but what he never counted on was the ingenuity and dedication of the internet to eventually find it. Edit: Damn, Mr Cheesy was right on the money.
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AHHH!!!
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Wonder how Lost Media found it... Still, this is very unexpected. I also thought it was a hoax.
