[i]Stand Aside[/i] bungie devs who claim Xur’s inventory is random. We now know the [i]Shadow[/i] of RNG you claimed to be under is as real as the [i]Dragon[/i] Smaug.
Through the fire of the [i]Prometheus Lens[/i] we have seen the truth. [i]Mark[/i] my words: it will be at least 44 days before we see a balance patch.
And Xur will continue a most hated [i]Sin[/i]: facilitating false hope. This game is [i]A Wreck[/i] and we cannot continue to let the Ebe[i]Nez[/i]er Scrooges at bungie spoil our holidays
We’re trending!
If you’re bored Check out a video on I did on Getting Over It With Bennett Foddy:
https://youtu.be/MzTRf7byG1Y
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This passes for funny around here?