Guys, it's December in Colorado and it isn't snowing. What's worse, there's a big ball of white light in the sky where the clouds used to be. What do?
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Sacrifice yourself to the snow gods.
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Watch the old South Park episode on what they do when it doesn't snow 👉 fireworks.
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I think we made some kind of trade with Texas.
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Self-pleasure in the great, warm, outdoors.
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Perish
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I would gladly send all the snow we're supposed to get back your way.
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Create a new holiday?