Like maybe that time you saw your friend jeff with his shirt off and looked away but, you actually lost your virginity, and the mental state you now live in is denial?
If you are 14 and worried about these sorts of things already, I'm sorry for posting this...
Edit: Thanks for all the observations below. Oddish said something brilliant:
[quote]I think a lot of people do.
Best cure:
1. Go to a health club.
2. Enter the men's locker room.
3. There will probably be at least a few of those dudes who walk unconcernedly around the locker room bare as the day they were born.
4. Upon seeing said dudes, control your nausea.
5. Realize that nope, you aren't gay. Not even remotely.
Yeah, you're welcome.[/quote]
If you still worry about things like existence, ponder this for awhile...
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I realized I was gay when i started dating a girl.
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Let's be honest a guy can't be bisexual. U can't go from sucking some guys dick to talking with the guys about hitting up a girl. If u take dick and ur a guy ur gay
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Are penises even real? Sounds like gay propaganda to me.
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I’m worried that I’m being infected by the furry virus. Might need some pills or something.
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I guess I'm pansexual if anything.
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r/haveyoueverwonderedif
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Been bi-curious but never gay. Gay would imply that I don't like women.
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It would be weird if I was attracted to my make believe friend called Jeff, because... [spoiler][b][i][u]MY NAMA JEFF!!!™[/u][/i][/b][/spoiler]
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[i]Muh names Jeff[/i]
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Ive been around enough gay people to know I'm not gay
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I already know I'm gay sweetie... An Jeff is sooo hot! But I did think I was straight once... I was in a hardware store and bought a drill. I try to forget this difficult moment in my life. :-(
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Who the heck is Jeff?
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I thought it was a choice?
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If you like girls you gay because chicks like d!ck and thats gay af. Furthermore if you thing a girl is hot you gay af cause half the credir belongs to a dude!
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If a hotdog goes in my mouth it stays in my mouth. Gonna get chewed up.😃
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HAHAHA
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You have the big gay
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Edited by HumDrumHokum: 6/9/2021 10:08:28 PM
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I think a lot of people do. Best cure: 1. Go to a health club. 2. Enter the men's locker room. 3. There will probably be at least a few of those dudes who walk unconcernedly around the locker room bare as the day they were born. 4. Upon seeing said dudes, control your nausea. 5. Realize that nope, you aren't gay. Not even remotely. Yeah, you're welcome.
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I was one time constipated and shoved a a pill thingy up my ass and it was the most painful thing ever, no amount of enjoyment came from it.
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If I am, its too late. I have 2 children and Daddy Duty 😞
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I don't have a friend named Jeff though...
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Edited by dr obvious2535: 12/4/2017 11:42:56 PMYou spelt the Krishnas Prophet tag wrong. You had one job. [b]One job.[/b] Wait, why do you have 2 Krishnas tags, with one spelt incorrectly? Nice parody by the way.
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No, I haven’t had that problem. However, other guys have when they have looked at me.
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I don't have a friend named Jeff but if I did I would be very turned on [spoiler]no homo[/spoiler]