Almost 1000 years ago, Pope Urban II of the First Reich received a distress call from their Christian brethren. Islam was pushing towards them, they had already taken Jerusalem. The First Reich immediately mobilized, marching a large army into the Holy Lands. Dues Vult was their battle cry. They retook Jerusalem and stopped the persecution of Christians in the Middle East.
This was the start of the heroic Crusades. Some of them succeeded, some of them didn't. However, the 10th Crusade is bound to succeed.
I ask you this, citizens of the "Grand Army" and the Rebellion. How can any of you say you have helped our society? Where will you be in our times of need? You will be fighting each other, in an enteral battle where the enemy never loses. It is all very pointless, but anything is pointless if you turn it into a circle. This, The First Order will bring everything into a full circle, competing our tasks.
While you wage a pointless war against each other, we will be leading a Crusade into the Holy Lands of b.net. Whilst you are weakening us, we will make us stronger.
Years ago, the founders of b.net gave us a promise, a realm, a save-haven. The Flood. Now these insignificant "Destiny Fanboys" have taken it away from us. But I ask, is this the nature of b.net? No, comrades, a thousand times no! The posts are good, our members strong. But are we strong enough?
Awhile back, the Empire of #Offtopic lead a successful assault against the #Rewards forum. It was a grand victory, but we soon lost control of #Rewards. After that, the remnants of the Empire crawled into a dark hole, and lay, waiting, gathering strength. But now, we have become strong enough to emerge, creating The First Order. We hallmark back to the original First Reich and the old Empire, refining them where it was needed. We go back to an era in which generals did more than sit behind a desk in a suit.
The guerrilla tactics by Commander HoTH where good, but good isn't sufficient anymore. But alas, to attack undivided is to commit suicide. The Ninjas are strong, the Mods plentiful, but we will break them one by one. They are no match for the strength of an #Offtopic in unison, perfect harmony.
So I address you, people of the "Grand Army" and the Rebellion alike, you do not have to stand against The First Order, but if we must, you will be destroyed. The Crusade will happen with or without you, but do not try to stop us. Soldiers of The First Order, if a Wookiee stands in your path, set his fur ablaze. If an officer confronts you, knock him into the dirt and cut the buttons of his vest. If a Mod moves your post, make another. If Slim Slimy likes your post, downvote it back.
In conclusion, comrades, your strength is needed. We will need all the power we can get if we are to strike #Destiny. They are weak, and will easily break under our boots. We must not fight to divide each other, but fight to combine us. Join us in our holy mission, and be rewarded with upmost riches. Good luck, and I pray you make the right choice,
-Dr Obvious and LegendLogan10
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Instead of invading #destiny, why don't we invade the Russian version of offtopic?