When I woke up from my coma I found:
My [i]Lucky Pants[/i] no longer fit.
My thumbs failed me and I was [i]Merciless[/i]ly t-bagged in the crucible.
The [i]Star[/i] power stopped making me invincible in Mario and I was [i]Fire[/i]d from my ESports team for failing their skill [i]Protocol[/i]
I was forced to wear a [i]Mask[/i] and be [i]Quiet[/i] while [i]One[/i] after another my green weapons were deleted from my vault.
Never let tentacle faced tricksters into your home on Turkey Day. They destroy families.
Edit: trending in less than an hour! Thank you all
If you’re bored check out this video I did on a really cool indie game: https://youtu.be/VZH390GPhpM
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I think I now have serveral types of ass diseases now