Second daily reminder that Trump has been president for 308 days. Third daily reminder that you were alone on Valentine's day 283 days ago. Fourth daily reminder that Julius Ceasar and Denzel Crocker got rekt on March 15th 254 days ago. Fifth daily reminder that the Easter Bunnyman started the zombie apocalypse 222 days ago. Sixth daily reminder that it didn't take much for Bobcast to get your mom to ''let out her puppies'' at the bar on Mother's day 194 days ago. Seventh daily reminder that your dad probably got at least a handy (tool) on Father's Day 159 days ago. Eighth daily reminder that Will Smith and Jeff Goldbloom saved us from the aliens 143 days ago. Ninth daily reminder that the sun god was killed by dark spirits and then reborn anew, marking the beginning of the next spiritual age 95 days ago. Tenth daily reminder that the Germans began their alcohol worship rituals 69 days ago Eleventh daily reminder that the skeleton wars began 24 days ago. Twelfth daily reminder that a turkey sacrificed itself for our gluttonous sins 1 day ago. Thirteenth and final daily reminder that 2018 begins in 38 days. [b]Wellness reminder that chronic lack of sleep can lead to major life threatening health issues and relationship issues in life. Sacrificing sleep will only come back to bite you in the ass. https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/books/NBK19961/?report=reader[/b] [b]Wholesome reminder that: [/b][quote][url=http://www.lovethispic.com/uploaded_images/231069-12-Daily-Reminders.jpg]The past cannot be changed. Opinions don't define your reality. Everyone's journey is different.[/url][/quote] [u][b][url=http://i.imgur.com/9H7cfXX.png]Remember those who sacrificed themselves for us. Daily reminder to Remember Reach.[/url][/b][/u] [b][u]Upcoming Birthdays in 2017:[/u][/b] 1 day till Calv0100's birthday 7 days till Biv's birthday 11 days till majnum44 and Gnarly Swell's birthday 13 days till Krishnas Prophet's birthday 16 days till PCISCN's birthday 17 days till Nokic's birthday 20 days till Yolk Those Nuts's birthday 24 days till JackTheWhiteKid's birthday 25 days till Nemesis and A Smoke Bomb's birthday 26 days till GEN JUSTIN's birthday 28 days till Mongoose's birthday 31 days till TRC-CodeMaster's birthday 36 days till Lost Soul's birthday 37 days till DarthLawyer28's birthday [b]Things Trump promised to do in his first 100 days as president but didn't and has yet to accomplish:[/b] [quote][i]Propose a Constitutional Amendment to impose term limits on all members of Congress.[/i] (Proposed but stalled and not implemented.) A complete ban on foreign lobbyists raising money for American elections. "I will direct my Secretary of the Treasury to label China a currency manipulator. (Reversed position, has stated China is not a currency manipulator.)" "I will direct the Secretary of Commerce and U.S. Trade Representative to identify all foreign trading abuses that unfairly impact American workers and direct them to use every tool under American and international law to end those abuses immediately." "I will lift the restrictions on the production of $50 trillion dollars' [sic] worth of job-producing American energy reserves, including shale, oil, natural gas and clean coal. "I will cancel billions in payments to U.N. climate change programs and use the money to fix America's water and environmental infrastructure." "Cancel every unconstitutional executive action, memorandum and order issued by President Obama." "Cancel all federal funding to Sanctuary Cities." (Halted from passing) [url=http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/U/US_SANCTUARY_CITIES?SITE=AP&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT&CTIME=2017-04-25-16-15-56]1[/url] [url=http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2017/04/25/california-judge-blocks-trump-order-on-sanctuary-city-money.html]2[/url] [url=http://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2017/04/25/525619605/federal-court-in-san-francisco-blocks-trump-s-threat-against-sanctuary-cities]3[/url] [u]"Suspend immigration from terror-prone regions where vetting cannot safely occur. All vetting of people coming into our country will be considered extreme vetting."[/u] [b][url=https://assets.documentcloud.org/documents/3446145/WA-Order.pdf]Travel ban suspended due to ruling by federal court. [/url][/b][b][url=http://cdn.ca9.uscourts.gov/datastore/opinions/2017/02/09/17-35105.pdf]Suspension continues as US Appeals court denies stay.[/url][/b] [b][url=https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/world/2017/07/18/trumps-travel-ban-relatives-hawaii/487416001/]Travel ban instated on June 29th, restricting travel from Iran, Libya, Somalia, Sudan, Syria and Yemen for 90 days, and limiting all refugee admissions for 120 days.[/url] (Has Expired)[/b] [/quote]