Donated to charity: because I'm just that nice.
10 lb gummy bear(s): they'dve lasted longer
A cheap escort: she would've tried harder than the devs
Rise of the Tomb Raider: I just haven't played it yet
The Great American Challenge: because when I'm getting -blam!-ed in the ass, I like to know exactly what I'm getting
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>#satire Do you know what satire is?