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Heh... not bad, kid. Not bad at all. Your meme, I mean. It's not bad. A good first attempt. It's plenty dank... I can tell it's got some thought behind it... lots of quotable material... But memeing isn't all Rick Rolls and pepes, kid. You're skilled... that much I can tell. But do you have what it takes to be a #OffTopic memester? To join those esteemed shitposter ranks? To call yourself a member of #OffTopic? Shitposting takes talent, that much is true. But more than that it takes heart. The world-class shitposters - I mean the big guys, like timmys4threich and stonebrixx - they're out there day and night, burning the midnight meme-oil, working tirelessly to shitpost that next top-shelf meme. And you know what, kid? 99 times out of a hundred, that meme fails. Someone downvotes it, or says it's "2edgy4me," or ignores it as they copy/paste the latest shitpost copypasta dreamt up by those sorry excuses for cut-rate memers over at #Destiny. The Meme Game is rough, kid, and I don't just mean the one you just lost :). It's a rough business, and for every artisan meme you craft in MS paint, some dumbass at #OffTopic has a shit meme or some shit that a million different Stonebrixx-wannabes will build a million different replicas to. Chin up, kid. Don't get all mopey on me. You've got skill. You've got talent. You just need to show your drive. See you on the boards...

*cue Extreme Ways*

Jason Christ it's Jesus Bourne! [spoiler][b][i][u]KUPO!!!™[/u][/i][/b][/spoiler]

Jason Bourne worships the slim slimy

I don't know stuff.

Every Bourne movie ever: >CIA analyst sifting through millions of pixels of satellite surveillance footage >*Enhance pixelated photo of some obscure third world market place* >Slightly obstructed black and white still of Matt Damon shuffling away through a crowd looking over his shoulder, face towards camera >”Is that Jason Bourne?” >Analysts prints photo and brings it to superiors >”Is this -blam!-ing real?!” >Analyst and superiors rush to NSA to show findings >[b][i]”OH SHIT -blam!- ITS JASON BOURNE!!”[/i][/b] >NSA flips shit and sends agents, task force, and a few hit squads to obscure third world market place, and notify the local authorities (just to be sure) to take care of Jason Bourne >Bourne catches wind of the shit bearing down on him and defeats half of the dudes after him in a fight scene or a lengthy chase >Sometime during all this Bourne uncovers a conspiracy >With the help of an asset Bourne evades/fights more bad guys >Bourne unravels the conspiracy, confronts the source, and falls off the grid...again >”I’m sorry Director, I’m sure we’ll get him next time.” >NSA flunkie gets reprimanded >Ending scene of Bourne escaping/living in obscure third world country in solitude >Credits

Jason Bourne it's Jesus Christ

Jesus Bourne it's Jason Christ

:o