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11/14/2017 7:27:05 AM
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How are Australians so good at banter?
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Deal with it Weeb.
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Apparently being a "sick cnut" is a good thing.
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4 RepliesEdited by Uncanny_Vale: 11/15/2017 11:45:42 AMSo I was sitting on the dunny at the sparrows fart thinking about this grouse sheila from out woop woop. It all started yesterday arvo after knock off when I decided to hit the turps. Anyway I fancy myself a bit of a spunk rat so I say; “Whadya reckon? I’ve got half a chubby. How about a pash and a cheeky root?” and she says; “Pigs arse mate! you’ve Buckley’s and none.” And I say; “Strewth! Fair suck of the sav love. I know I’m a bit of a bogan in my tracky dacks and my thongs but at least you could give it a burl. I’m dinki di”. Then she says; “You’re a bloody drongo mate. No need to make a hooh hah. Just rack off. You’re as mad as a cut snake”. Needless to say I was gutted. So I chucked a uey and went and got a sanga from the servo instead. True story mate - fair dinkum.
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I assume they learned it in prison then passed the trait down. Goddamn savages....
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They're also really good at traveling. I've met them all over the world, and I can honestly say, they know how to do it well!
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1 ReplyThey really like the C-word. It’s the panacea for arguments. Resolves, cures, and wins everything.
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3 RepliesObviously you've never met an American before.
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[i]”Roo-fackah.”[/i]
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Edited by Breach: 11/15/2017 6:54:42 AMHow many of your friends are dead because of alcoholism? 💁♂️
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That part of the Earth gives you autism if you stay there too long.
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13 RepliesThey're not. Australians are a cancer upon this Earth.
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They're easily brainwashed, so the few con men in aus have a field day.
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Edited by Commander Tempu: 11/15/2017 3:07:59 AMAussies don't want to admit it but they like Americans. They Like American Movies American Cars and American Popcorn and American Games. American Drama and Politics. I have talked to quite a few awesome Aussies who have cool accents but i think they want an american accent. Cuse were just as good at Banter as they are. Even if you have an American Toilet it will flush the other way. So some things never change in Down Under. Like our summer is winter and vice versa.
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4 RepliesThat's a racial stereotype and I am [b]offended[/b]
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4 RepliesEdited by booris: 11/15/2017 1:43:10 AMCrikey mate, she's a whopper. Put that shrimp on the barbie.
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They’re not.
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Because after decades of the same 3 jokes they're easy to respond to
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6 RepliesWell, they did lose a war to Emus
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3 RepliesSaying -blam!-, -blam!- and other obscenities multiple times within the same sentence is good banter?
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5 RepliesI'm sorry but have you met the Irish??
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G'day, coppa!
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Coz were tha fokin bes mate
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the favorite phrase "you know?" when starting or ending a sentence. they'll get baked and talk your ear off. [spoiler]I know i rolled that spliff for you, but please, please, just let me go to bed.[/spoiler]
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British roots obviously.
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2 RepliesThey live in a vast desert, surrounded by the salt water on all sides, and both are filled with things that can and will kill them/you. And the only Internet they have is a Mc Donalds that is at the centre of the country that they use wifi boosters to reach throughout the country. So pretty much all they can do is talk quietly while trying not to anger the emu overlords.
