Guardian, we are detecting strange [Guardian] activity on [Blingie.net]. [The Salt Mines] to the west are erupting. We believe that a new leader has taken the throne of the [Guardians]. His name is [Lethalviper80, The Salt Overlord]. Guardian, go to [The Destiny 2 Forums], and bring an end to this madness. Earn your place among the [Friendship] lords.
[spoiler]Keep up the good work, #lethalviper80![/spoiler]
Edit: Obligatory Trending Edit!
Edit2: Keep up the hate, boys!
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The loot cave became reality. Not careful this could happen. Have to do it right though. Out in patrol you find an area full of golden age signs of protest. Then computers documenting some parody of destiny forums.