So my plan is to take all the kids candy and then distribute it out to those who don’t trick or treat. Then seize all candy being passed out. I’ll write a book or something. Then establish Communism in the U.S.
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I was thinking about being a capitalist for Halloween. I have a collection of candy from generations and generations of hoarding the candy. I have more candy than I could ever eat, especially because my family owns the candy company. I'm not going to give out any candy to trick-or-treaters because that would only justify them asking for candy and make them more dependent. If they want candy they should have to work for their candy like I did, or start their own candy company.