So my plan is to take all the kids candy and then distribute it out to those who don’t trick or treat. Then seize all candy being passed out. I’ll write a book or something. Then establish Communism in the U.S.
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i did not go out to holloween because they sacrifice virgins
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Better dead than red!
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I was thinking about being a capitalist for Halloween. I have a collection of candy from generations and generations of hoarding the candy. I have more candy than I could ever eat, especially because my family owns the candy company. I'm not going to give out any candy to trick-or-treaters because that would only justify them asking for candy and make them more dependent. If they want candy they should have to work for their candy like I did, or start their own candy company.
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I'm planning on going as Ronald Reagan. I'm just going to give all my candy to the kid with the best costume and hope he gives it to the rest of the kids. [spoiler]Also communism sucks[/spoiler]
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I think you mean Reformation Day you filthy pagan.
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A teacher I know went as Anakin and then half way through the day he changed into a Darth Vader costume...
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Surely receiving an equal portion of free candy from everyone was communism already? 🤔
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[quote]#Milkbeforecereal[/quote] [b][u]YOU -blam!-ING DEGENERATE BEAST BAAAAAAAAAW[/u][/b]
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I did that last year, got shit by a white dude, something about the Russians nuking Cuba or some shit
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[i]"I’ll [b]right[/b] a book or something".[/i] May I politely suggest that [b]writing[/b] might not be your calling.
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Donald trump junior made the same joke. Hope you're proud.
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One of my favorite posts
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Remember then to take all the candy back to symbolize communist leadership starving its citizens.
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I made a Fierce Deity mask and brought it to work..
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A kid at my school dressed as pikachu and brought a BB gun. Not sure how this is related to the post but I felt it was worth mentioning.
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And if any successful tricker treaters start getting a little more candy than the rest, send them to the ghoulags.
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Kewl mang
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I saw a girl dressed as Daphne. Looked pretty damn good, I won't lie.
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I went as depression so i wore a cape
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Donald Trump jr tweeted something similar to this. I think that says everything, really
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Edited by Aldrich: 10/31/2017 11:52:30 PM[b] [/b]
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I went to school as Pennywise.
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Tell me if people think you went as Einstein.
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[quote]So my plan is to take some of the kids candy and then distribute it out to those who can’t trick or treat. Then seize all candy being passed out. I’ll write a book or something. Then establish Communism in the U.S.[/quote] Fixed... Candy is bad for you anyways...
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Edited by Balloon Knot: 10/31/2017 6:25:38 PMI'm dressing up as Ted Bundy this year.