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Edited by xxx:
11/8/2019 10:11:51 PM
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RIP
This morning, at approximately 6:30 central time, my recliner died. Recliner had lived a long & full life, keeping many butts comfortable. Recliner came to join our family about 4 years ago, from another family that no longer had room for it. They loved Recliner very much & while sad to see it leave, were happy it was going to a good home after 20 years in their home.
Sadly, Recliner started getting ill a few months back & the local repair shop informed us it was terminal. Recliner asked that he die as he lived, holding & giving comfort to its family. Recliner & I fell asleep together one last time last night/this morning. When I awoke, Recliner could no longer move.
Recliner had cradled me through many long nights of gaming, movie nights & just being a Papa & holding my wee little ones. Recliner's comfort level was beyond excellent & went into, Put That Ass To Sleep With A Quickness, levels of power & comfort. A man could not have asked for a more faithful & loyal companion, then Recliner.
Yet Recliner was not stingy with its comfort, no, for Recliner was willing to embrace & hold anyone who needed its comfort & power of sleep making. Women, children, asshole father-in-laws that flopped into Recliner like an asshole, it welcomed them all.
Recliner, as you go to that great furniture store in the sky, please know that you are still loved & will be missed! Thank you for your service, your friendship & most importantly, your awesome levels of comfort!
Services will be held this afternoon at 4 pm at the local dump drop off. Recliner had no children, but in its will asked that no cards or flowers be bought for it, but that any money be donated to its favorite charity, The Lazyboy Retirement & Repair Home.
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Is this the original?
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1 ReplyOh kewl mang
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4 RepliesDamn, 24 years, Recliner was op AF... My wife recently made the mistake of trying to get rid of my recliner, had to break the news that I'd sooner replace her...
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2 Replies*plays taps*
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1 Reply[b]F[/b]
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7 RepliesNo wonder why it was covered in semen.
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2 RepliesJub Jub want rub rub
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1 ReplyRest in Peace, old friend
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4 Replies#ReclinerHeaven
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9 RepliesThat's what u get
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5 RepliesYou seem to like Recliner a lot. Did you like it enough to pleasure yourself on it/with it?
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4 RepliesGotta say, this is a damn good recliner.
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1 ReplyLazyboys are very nice but expensive. I paid $2500 for mine. Got memory foam and a lumbar support with leather.
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1 ReplyHard to find a good recliner and mould your ass to it - had mine for about 10 years now. My condolences.
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1 ReplyI’m sorry for your loss. Recliner must’ve been a great chair.
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4 RepliesThis is one of the funniest things I have ever read. Good luck in finding a replacement, may Recliner remain undisturbed at the great furniture dump. His spirit has surely ascended to that great furniture in the sky, where he will provide comfort for God himself.
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4 RepliesRecliner will always be remembered as the legend who served beautiful butts and comforted us in the harshest of times. You will always have a place in my heart. You have never seized to amaze me.
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2 RepliesMay we never forget.
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2 RepliesRest in Paradise Recliner-Sama
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6 RepliesI’m not crying my eyes are sweating!
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1 ReplyIn soviet Russia, recliner break you!
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6 RepliesEdited by Tri1k: 10/28/2017 9:23:45 PMLaughing so hard but RIP in spegettti
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3 RepliesI bet it fck in stunk.
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9 Replies[quote]Recliner had lived a long & full life, keeping many butts comfortable.[/quote] I'm sorry for your loss. I'm sure many of us here, including myself, would love to offer keeping your butt comfortable.
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1 ReplyMay all my well-wishes bring you comfort at the loss of your comfort. I remember dumping off my favorite ottoman several years back, and thinking "it's in a better place now." It was very sad. Sad because a dump literally was a better place than in my living room where it had resided previously. Rest in peperoni Recline in peace Spaghetti never sleeps It just takes long naps in comfy recliners
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1 Replyripperoni in pepperoni I'm sorry for your loss
