>Be me
>Playing shadow of war
>Killed ukbuk the killer, guy who killed me 3 times
>Chop off limbs
>His brother shows up as a perk
>His brother gets revenge by killing me
>Ukbuk isn't really dead
>Shows up in a completely different region he isn't even a captain in missing parts of his head and metal rods attaching his body parts together
>Ukbuk the killer is now Ukbuk the machine
>He keeps killing me
>No ending yet
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Edited by Esko: 10/12/2017 5:04:48 AM>be me >buy game >get home and go to install it >"you -blam!-ing tard, the xbox needs an update before you can play this completely offline game" >no way of updating the piece of shit yet >contemplating giving up on gaming as a hobby now