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Well my dick is real, so you can stop trying to jump on it.
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It's too small to see, much less jump on.
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Wow super troll way to go as obvious as possible. You aren't jumping on it because you are still riding it.
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If I can't even see the thing, how could I ride it?
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Are you insinuating blind people can't ride the d? Well you better talk to my mom.