So my mate Rach n I were supposed to go to the movies today right. I got a text from her this morning saying her boyfriend was getting all pissy because "movies are an intimate thing" and that it'd be weird for her to do it with anyone else.
I'm not into her like that anyway. I see her as like a sister but I don't think the boyfriend knows that, even though she has told him that there's nothing there.
I just wanna go see a -blam!-in' movie, and everyone else is busy. I might end up going alone :(
Edit: for all the muppets out there, I'm not asking for solutions. I'm just sharing something I think is interesting
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Yeah get a load of this guy over here. Dr. Knows Shit About Copypasta. Let me tell you a bit about my background. I’ve been writing copypasta since I was in the 5th -blam!-ing grade. I may have stopped being original years ago but believe me I know this shit inside out. I don’t know what the -blam!- your problem is. Believe me when I tell you, I don’t have any patience for people who come into my life pretending to know shit about what goes on in my life. Think for a -blam!-ing moment before you come to me with this pedantic nonsense about copypasta. Have you ever been to /r/copypasta? seen my pasta collection? I sincerely doubt it. And even then you probably hadn’t completed your course at the -blam!-ing copypasta academy. I've been writing copypasta on reddit for almost two years and I can tell you I spent my time in the subreddit with the copypasta. I actually spent most of my time in the porn subreddit, but believe me, we had copypasta there, big hilarious ones. Please get -blam!-ed.