[url]https://mobile.nytimes.com/2017/09/25/opinion/weiner-sexting-sentencing-prison.html?referer=https://t.co/IsRk74bnyM?amp=1[/url] In the beginning, there was nothing. Then, boom! The big bang happens, and we have life. Then the evolution of organisms into early humans. Then into more developed humans. We create tools, buildings, society, language, and more cool shit. Then our cities got bigger, population increased, and technology got better. Then something happened, somewhere along the line some pieces of shit decided to create bullshit. Like SOMEHOW THINKING IT'S A GOOD IDEA TO ADMIRE ANTHONY WIENER. Oh that's not all, it gets worse. [url]https://www.google.com/amp/amp.timeinc.net/time/4956840/bob-rapper-flat-earth-gofundme/%3fsource=dam[/url] Yes, please, donate to this guy so we can prove the Earth is flat. It's 2017 and we have to set up GoFundMes to prove the Earth is flat. [url]https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.vice.com/amp/en_us/article/j5g5v3/people-want-to--blam!--the-clown-from-it[/url] Oh yeah, what's that Vice? Please tell me more about how people want to -blam!- Pennywise the Clown. Because people out in the world absolutely want to know it. [url]https://www.buzzfeed.com/delaneystrunk/what-movie-villain-sparked-your-sexual-awakening?utm_term=.pg2nOXGxk#.ydvd9j12Q[/url] You know, we all have questions about life. But BuzzFeed out here asking the important shit! Yeah, I should have asked myself about what movie villain turns me on. We're living in 2017, they're living in -blam!-ing 3045! I'm done, I want out. I'm done with this shit. I don't want to live anymore. I wish that Giant Meteor 2016 was real! Because it could have stopped all of THIS! I'm done, I'm -blam!-ing done. [quote]Please edit your thread and add belief in gravity, a supposedly all pervasive force that no one has actually explained. Only used complicated math to [i]convince[/i] themselves that they understand it...[/quote] As requested by Krishna, I should have put this on the list. All of you brainwashed dumbasses jacking off to gay traps in you mother's basement have been living in lies. You think gravity exists, fact: it doesn't. No scientific evidence, Isaac Newton was on drugs when he made this story up. Gravity don't exist.