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9/26/2017 3:46:02 PM
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Worst Super Powers - Name One
You may remember this question from Red vs Blue.
I'll name a couple for examples:
The ability to fly, but you can only fly true North.
Super strength, but you can only when standing completely still.
[spoiler]This is inspired by Peaches Pan Tao.[/spoiler]
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Can predict the future, but nobody believes you.
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The ability to fart fire and teleport 2 inches in any direction
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3 RepliesYou can read people’s minds, but only their naughty thoughts.
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The ability to increase the gravity around you, but the increased gravity affects you also.
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the power to ejaculate on command
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The power to know the future...followed by short term amnesia.
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Edited by ramthesocket: 9/29/2017 8:43:57 PMThe ability to see through walls, but you can only see through steel walls. Edit: mine isn't that good
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9 RepliesProbably Russia. They tanked their economy in the 1990s and never really recovered. At least China was able to figure out a way to be profitable by transitioning away from communism.
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The ability to go to work every day & pay bills. Call me, General Grown-up! [spoiler]I want to just take a nap & play video games afterwards....[/spoiler]
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Aquaman powers (whatever the -blam!- you call them). Wow he can talk to fish, big whoop. I can imagine him, in a corner of the superhero headquarters, concentrating really hard next to the fish tank. Batman: "hey Aquaman come here!" Aquaman: "in a minute Bruce I'm this lil dude lost his son" Batman: "......"
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Have the ability to control grass
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You can jump really high but only if you're underneath a ceiling
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meat vision
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2 RepliesSuper speed but if you stop moving you blow up with the power of a hydrogen bomb
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6 RepliesYou can turn invisible, but your clothes can't
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2 RepliesPower to summon a bunch of burly muscle men out of nowhere but have no control over them . Power to pull hotdogs out of your ears. Read people's thoughts by intensively sniffing them. Power to unclip anyone's toe nails. Power to run twice as fast but only on all fours [spoiler]touch me bby[/spoiler]
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[quote]The ability to fly, but only in one direction. The ability to teleport, but only one foot at a time. The ability to turn into the Hulk, but only while you’re asleep.[/quote]
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talking too fish
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Powder toast man, power to powder toast...
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4 RepliesLet say you walk three feet, and have the power to teleport. However, you can only teleport to those three feet you walked previously.
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10 RepliesBeing immortal.
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Edited by DJ: 9/27/2017 7:06:18 PMYou can see through walls, but only if you are wearing solar eclipse glasses.
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1 ReplyLemons combust in you're hands.
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2 RepliesYamcha...Yamcha is the worst super power.
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The ability to teleport. But It’s always random and you can’t control whe- *poof!*
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The ability to survive at the deepest part at the bottom of the ocean. Does not include the ability to survive slightly above the deepest part of the bottom of the ocean.
