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9/22/2017 11:37:27 AM
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Best Insults ever?
Saw a meme the other day of the worlds best machinegun.
Kills so good it would reincarnate you into the next abortion!
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Cuck gobbling thunder -blam!-
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2 RepliesWhy should I care what they think? As far as I'm concerned their just a bunch of mouth breathing neckbeard who think LMAO is how French people laugh.
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If I wanted to kill myself I'd climb to your ego and jump to your IQ.
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Your mom [spoiler]lel[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesI like bungie jumping with the cord around my neck
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You sir, are nothing more than a common dandy!
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1 ReplyYour Mother was a hamster, and your Father smelled of elderberries!
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Yo she-bitch!
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1 ReplyI remember seeing one a while back. "Hey, you rich bitch! Too bad you can't buy popularity with your money." I came up to her and handed her a twenty. "Go buy yourself better insults."
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4 RepliesBlithering Idiot, Fool of a Took.
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8 RepliesMy favorite one was Winston Churchill's. Lady: "If you were my husband, I would poison your coffee." Churchill: "Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it." There are some good ones I can't remember right now off the top of my head.
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Are you the terms and conditions? Cuz nobody cares what you have to say
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2 Replies"Someday when you are older you could be hit by a boulder" or "I'm the best albino giraffe get rext"
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You play ball like a girl!
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Sit on a pincone.
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3 RepliesYou're Aquaman.
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Love peoples looks when I tell them to go eat a bowl full of dīĉks. And no, this was in my list long before Louis c k.
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2 RepliesTwatmuffin
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1 ReplyHey laser lips, your mother was a snöwblöwer!
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1 ReplyI prefer awkwardsults to insults. When you're on an argumentative situation with someone, they are usually ready for insults, they know how to respond, usually with another insult. So instead of honking or yelling an insult if someone cuts you off, shake your fist at them and yell "my uncle molested me as a child!" Or nod your head with a serious and compassionate expression on your face and say "That's why I worry that you won't get reelected for city council." And just walk away, dont respond at all to them. An insult can easily be dismissed, but when you say stuff like that to a person, it throws them off their train of thought and they will be wondering about it all day.
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1 Replyyour mum plays roblox [spoiler]OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHooooooooOOOOOOOOeeeeeeeeeeeeOooooooooooooo. [b][i][u]R O A S T E D[/u][/i][/b][/spoiler]
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"Suck my dick." I can't and why should I suck something that neither me or a microscope can see?
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Liberal.
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Simply k Shuts down everyone most people go completely speechless
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Your mother
