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9/18/2017 11:05:22 PM
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I tricked my friend..(old story/short)
Yo,
I tricked my friend. This was one of the most gross/mean things I've ever done. My friend Shea likes to waterfall my beverages. Everytime he comes over he says, "Can I waterfall that?" So I thought.. What if I piss into the next thing he wants to waterfall. So, after I came up with this bs I got a green Gatorade. Kept it in my fridge until he came over. I drank some right before he arrived then pissed in it. You couldn't tell though obviously. Then of course he asked if he could waterfall it. And then..
[spoiler][b]He took three big gulps. [/b][/spoiler]
I know, not much of a story. But that shit was so funny. I wish you guys were there. Funniest part about it is that he didn't know there was piss in it. And when I told him.. xD!!!
Edit: I was only 14 at the time. I was really immature lol.
Edit 2: What's the worst thing you guys every did to a friend? And for those people who viewed my landlord post, I'm okay now. Found a really nice place.
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Bruh. All I can say. Bruh. [spoiler]Bruh.[/spoiler]
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Reason number 102023999557 why I don't share drinks.
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3 RepliesWaterfall?
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My dad was arrested and to celebrate I stole all of his lube...
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I cycle a lot with friends This one trip we cycled 80 miles per day for 2 days . We were Lycra'd up you know cycling shorts etc. We had a box in the van full of energy gels. I threw in a kamagra.(gel based viagra) My friend picked it up opened it and sucked the lot right down. The rest was hilarity. It lasted about 5 hours.
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2 RepliesOne time I threw a brick at my friends foot.
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2 RepliesEdited by ElGuapo General: 9/21/2017 12:00:07 AMI once put a used plunger on my brothers head lol
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1 ReplyWhen I first left the military I needed a job and started working at a local bar, where a guy I went to school with was the manager. We were childhood friends, or had been and he had matured into a bit of a bellend. So one night after work, myself and the guys stayed back for a late night beer to unburden ourselves of the day. The manager came in and inserted himself into our little group, we played a few hands of cards, the empties were stacking up and we were all a little leary. The manager went to take a piss, and one of the guys suggested Someone should teabag his pint. It wasn't just the sack my dudes, it was like a sheep dip. When he came back we all downed our pints then almost threw up laughing when he downed his too.
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I only had friends my age in 2nd and 3rd grade, worst thing I did to my crush (she was a friend but not like-like friend) was have my two of my mischievous buddies tell her I have feelings for her. I was long ways away in the grass, but I saw them telling her, and her angry face instantly pointing towards me. She ran faster than a cheetah on caffeine; had no choice but to run to the boy's bathroom and hide to end of recess. When the bell rang, she and her friends were their to escort me to class. She asked confusingly, "Do you really have feelings for me?" I stormed off saying "It was just a stüpïd dream I had." [spoiler]the feelings actually did spawn from a vivid dream[/spoiler] After that I rarely saw her in recess after that. Word spread to my other friends. When she did rarely come out, they trolled me and told her untrue things. She then only sticked with her escort gang for the rest of the year. I had to move schools, so I never saw her again until a run in at the market. She opened her mouth wide in surprise, I just ignored her and went off. Then I had to move houses, so after that all regerts were dropped, and shit was not given that day.
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3 RepliesI was picked in at school when I was twelve, and having friends that always messed with me at the same time didn't help. I also have an explosive anger issue. So one day, they both started to gang up on me, for whatever flooping reason. I ended up slamming one kids head into a locker and closed the door on his head (concussion). I also punched my friend in the face so hard that his nose is now crooked. Then for the last kid, I gave him another concussion. I just punched a lot that's all. I got expelled of course and everyone was glad I left, but I don't care. It was mean, but I have no regerts
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You shouldn't have told him.
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1 ReplyI once switched out my friend's lube with IcyHot.
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I dunno. My cousin and I have been stabbing, setting fire to, and throwing bricks at each other for too long to remember. I once scolded the back of his neck with a hot teaspoon.
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Lol wow, my friends just mostly tease each other but we all have good humors so we don't get mad at each other, that's how I got my nickname as "The albino Giraffe"
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Worst thing I did was befriend them.
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2 RepliesThe cold dude...As for the worst thing I've done to a friend. Well a few years ago in algebra 1 our teacher gave us a formal assessment grad every week that was based on the grade 8 curriculum(we were in an advanced class) my friend didn't do it and asked me for the answers I ended up giving him to answers from the week before and since the assignment was turned in online he ended up getting a 3%... On a double weighted test grade. His average at before that was a C+
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You sir are going to hell
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4 RepliesThis was one that took place online. So I was on this site called Nationstates, basically a country simulator. I was the founder and leader of a "region" which in game is a collection of "nations" or players. Two guys, one of them a friend I'd known for a long time, started fighting nonstop and I ended up kicking my friend from the region because I was convinced he was the one who was in the wrong. He was one of my closest friends but we grew apart after arguing over him fighting with the other guy. I realized too late that I banned the wrong guy and now I've lost a good friend. Permanently.
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4 RepliesPiss is really salty. It's like water from the Dead Sea just colored yellow.
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2 RepliesSo I didn't think this was that bad but in 6th or 7th grade I told my friends crush he liked her and she avoided him for the next couple years
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2 RepliesBump for quality content.
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1 ReplyEdited by Sexy: 9/18/2017 11:11:39 PMLol. I put crushed up leaves on my friend's burger when he wasn't looking. It was hilarious.
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2 RepliesWhat does waterfall mean? I've never heard it in this context
